# Speak to me only in Disney quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3303 "2022-09-21T18:35:20Z")

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Bury your gold! You have been buying gold, right?

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3304 "2022-09-21T20:50:26Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Men! They’re all only after one thing .

“What’s that?”  
“I don’t know. No one will tell me.”

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3305 "2022-09-22T15:24:34Z")

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Stay curious, stay weird, stay kind and don’t let anyone ever tell you you aren’t smart or brave or worthy enough.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3306 "2022-09-22T16:37:53Z")

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Prove yourself brave, truthful, and unselfish, and someday you will be a real boy.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3307 "2022-09-22T19:53:02Z")

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You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I’m the bad guy.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3308 "2022-09-22T21:34:02Z")

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“I don’t think you’re a bad man, Doc. I think if you look in your heart… you’ll find you really want to let me and my friends go… to follow our dream. But if that’s not the kind of man you are… and if what I’m saying doesn’t make any sense to you… well, then, go ahead and kill me.”

“All right, boys. Kill him.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3309 "2022-09-22T21:56:57Z")

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Not a corner of London is safe while Ratigan is at large. There’s no evil scheme he wouldn’t concoct, no depravity he wouldn’t commit! Who knows what dastardly scheme that that villain may be plotting even as we speak!

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3310 "2022-09-22T22:55:58Z")

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LUAU! If you’re hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat, eat my buddy Pumbaa here, because he is a treat. C’mon down and dine on this tasty swine, all you gotta do is get in line!

Are you achin’

(YEP YEP YEP)

For some bacon?

(YEP YEP YEP)

He’s a big pig!

(YEP YEP)

You can be a big pig, too! OY!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2022, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3311 "2022-09-23T17:16:20Z")

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[Hula Teacher](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1190392/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Lilo, why are you all wet?

[Lilo](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0153738/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): It’s sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich…

[Hula Teacher](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1190392/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): “Pudge” is a fish?

[Lilo](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0153738/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said ‘a tuna sandwich’. I can’t give Pudge tuna!

[whispering]

[Lilo](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0153738/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Do you know what tuna _is_?

[Hula Teacher](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1190392/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Fish?

[Lilo](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0153738/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): [hysterical] It’s fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I’d be an abomination! I’m late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter ‘cause all we have is… is… stinkin’ tuna!

[Hula Teacher](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1190392/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?

[Lilo](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0153738/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): [calmly] Pudge controls the weather.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2022, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3312 "2022-09-23T19:56:54Z")

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I’m not a fish!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3313 "2022-09-24T13:57:32Z")

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Yay! I’m a llama!

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3314 "2022-09-24T16:21:21Z")

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“Um, I’ve been turned into a cow. Can I go home?”  
“You’re excused. Anyone else.”  
“Nah. Nah, we’re good.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3315 "2022-09-24T20:14:54Z")

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…and four white mice will never be four white horses…

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3316 "2022-09-24T20:27:42Z")

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A wise horse once told me that a mustang spirit can never be broken. That it has the strength of the ocean, and lives forever, like the wind.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3317 "2022-09-24T22:29:57Z")

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"That’s it! Dishonor on your whole family! (Write this down.) Dishonor on _you,_ dishonor on your _cow…"_

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2022, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3318 "2022-09-25T12:48:25Z")

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Bust a moo.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2022, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3319 "2022-09-25T21:18:56Z")

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“Oh, me. Oh, my. Oh, moo! Alma left me in the pouring rain, and now, well, I’m soaked through-ooo.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2022, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3320 "2022-09-26T13:29:16Z")

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Caterpillar: A… E-I-O-U…

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2022, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3321 "2022-09-26T17:19:21Z")

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“Your library makes our small corner of the world feel big…”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3322 "2022-09-27T15:01:12Z")

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[Apprentice Mickey frantically paging through the Sorcerer’s grimoire to find a way to stop the brooms]

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