# Speak to me only in Disney quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2023, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3363 "2023-12-20T01:24:34Z")

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Trouble? No way. You’re only in trouble if you get caught.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3364 "2023-12-21T00:07:41Z")

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The bigger the wish, the bigger the trouble!

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**Author:** ![Hurrilon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9adbd/32.png) [@Hurrilon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hurrilon)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3365 "2024-01-08T02:53:31Z")

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You really don’t know who I am? Genie, wishes, lamp, none of that ringing a bell?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3366 "2024-01-08T16:33:21Z")

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We are standing by a wishing well.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3367 "2025-11-06T00:25:14Z")

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What are you telling him, Mufasa?

Mufasa…?

Simba…?

OOF!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3368 "2025-11-06T14:58:54Z")

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“You’re a genius!”

“Could you call my mom and tell her that?”

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3369 "2025-11-06T15:26:08Z")

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“Hick-a-bick-a-boo?”

“Hoo-cha!”

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3370 "2025-11-06T15:36:48Z")

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> “Around here, however, we don’t look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we’re curious … and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.”~~ Walt Disney

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3371 "2025-11-07T14:52:54Z")

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I started to wonder what else life has in store.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3372 "2025-11-07T16:41:23Z")

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Mother knows best; take it from your Mumsy  
On your own, you won’t survive  
Sloppy, underdressed, immature, clumsy  
Please, they’ll eat you up alive!  
Gullible, naive, positive grubby  
Ditsy and a bit, well, vague  
Plus, I believe, getting kinda chubby  
I’m just saying cuz I love you

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2025, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3373 "2025-11-08T15:45:52Z")

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How did you survive in a barren wasteland? Have you adjusted to Earth’s gravity yet? And have you made an special modifications to your leg?

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2025, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3374 "2025-11-08T15:57:09Z")

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_Please don’t freak out!_

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2025, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3375 "2025-11-10T01:16:43Z")

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“Bye bye, bunny!”

“AHHHHHHHHHH!.. Bleh. Blood, blood, _blooood,_ and death.”

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2025, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3376 "2025-11-10T15:01:08Z")

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Before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she will prick her finger on a spinning wheel…and die!"

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2025, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/3377 "2025-11-15T23:17:24Z")

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_[Gilbert makes a call on the Cleavers’ phone_] Hello, Benson’s meat market? Do you have pigs feet? You do? Well put on your shoes and nobody will know it.

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