# Speak to me only in Disney quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2017, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/361 "2017-08-28T00:23:09Z")

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You know, most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday, not a country!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2017, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/362 "2017-08-28T11:32:51Z")

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Yzma: Excellent. A few drops in his drink, and then I’ll propose a toast, and he will be dead before dessert.

Kronk: Which is a real shame, because it’s gonna be delicious.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2017, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/363 "2017-08-28T20:24:25Z")

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He makes your Jean-Paul look like French Toast!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2017, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/364 "2017-08-28T23:33:00Z")

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So you can smell ingredients. So what?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/365 "2017-08-29T19:46:22Z")

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We’ll bake up very tasty eats!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/366 "2017-08-29T20:08:21Z")

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It was the very best butter!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2017, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/367 "2017-08-30T11:59:24Z")

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What is this, the frozen food section?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2017, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/368 "2017-08-30T12:21:34Z")

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The cold never bothered me anyway.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2017, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/369 "2017-08-31T17:58:53Z")

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I’m making a snow fort. Mom, you can pack the walls. We need gluey snow. Gluey.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2017, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/370 "2017-08-31T19:29:08Z")

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Donald: Okay, Huey?  
Huey: Yes, Uncle Donald.  
Donald: No back talk, Dewey.  
Dewey: No, Uncle Donald.  
Donald: Louie, be good. And no spitballs.  
Louie: Uh, yes and no, Uncle Donald.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/371 "2017-09-01T12:13:20Z")

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“Zip it and listen.”

“Two things I have never mastered.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/372 "2017-09-01T15:27:14Z")

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“You mean he can’t talk?”

“We don’t know; he’s never tried!”

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2017, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/373 "2017-09-02T19:58:32Z")

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Vivian never talks to anyone, and no one has ever been to her castle.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2017, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/374 "2017-09-03T02:23:15Z")

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Enchanted? Ha-ha ha-ha! Who said anything about the castle being enchanted? Ha-ha-ha.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2017, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/375 "2017-09-03T18:53:31Z")

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I can’t just stay in the palace! There’s too much to do, too much to see.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2017, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/376 "2017-09-04T13:58:55Z")

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I think some company is overdue; I started talking to the pictures on the walls

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2017, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/377 "2017-09-05T00:00:37Z")

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Mirror, mirror, on the wall,  
Who is fairest of them all?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2017, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/378 "2017-09-06T23:59:44Z")

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I’d like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. But first I’d better go in there and uh, propose to the girl!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/379 "2017-09-07T21:12:46Z")

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Seems your grandma invited someone to help us celebrate the engagement.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2017, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/380 "2017-09-08T01:16:04Z")

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Cruella De Vil, Cruella De Vil  
If she doesn’t scare you, no evil thing will

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