# Speak to me only in Disney quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/441 "2017-10-12T12:51:55Z")

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You don’t meet a girl like that every dynasty.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/442 "2017-10-12T18:41:31Z")

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Maybe making human friends is going to be harder than I thought.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/443 "2017-10-12T19:28:41Z")

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SHE’s married to Roger Rabbit?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2017, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/444 "2017-10-13T12:48:35Z")

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If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2017, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/445 "2017-10-15T04:56:45Z")

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He’d make a very handsome throw rug.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2017, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/446 "2017-10-15T21:45:50Z")

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Then out of nowhere, biggest bear you’ve ever seen! Its hide littered with the weapons of fallen warriors. Its face scared with one dead eye.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2017, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/447 "2017-10-16T00:26:09Z")

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This is not over, bears!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2017, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/448 "2017-10-16T01:06:01Z")

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Whenever great deeds are remembered in this jungle, one name will stand above all others: our friend, Baloo the bear.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2017, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/449 "2017-10-16T18:30:14Z")

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After all, people get lost in the jungle all the time!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2017, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/450 "2017-10-16T19:25:51Z")

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Say, Audrey. No-no offense, but how did a teenager become the chief mechanic of a multi-million dollar expedition?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/451 "2017-10-17T14:25:44Z")

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For the sunrise student, there is treasure among books.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/452 "2017-10-17T14:33:37Z")

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Encyclopedia! E-N-C-Y-C-L-O-P-E-D-I-A.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2017, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/453 "2017-10-18T15:02:38Z")

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Not only is my reputation as an educator on the line but also my reputation as a man! So get out there and win, I tell you, win!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/454 "2017-10-20T00:34:42Z")

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“Now, wait a minute… we start winning, you try out again.”

“Last time I checked, scouts aren’t looking for high school science teachers.”

“Well, not many science teachers throw like you.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/455 "2017-10-20T15:24:43Z")

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How do you do, Professor? I’m Walt…

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/456 "2017-10-20T20:38:04Z")

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Look Dean, we’re not talking about weeds or gazelles or whatever. We’re talking about kids. Kids that should be encouraged. Not scorned. Kids that should have the opportunity to do their best. ‘That’ is what Medfield has ALWAYS been about. That’s why I came here to teach.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/457 "2017-10-21T23:04:44Z")

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OK, people, we will be having a surprise test next week. Part of the surprise is that the test is tomorrow. Studying is recommended, though futile.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/458 "2017-10-22T02:44:29Z")

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Yeah I’m the Sullivan! I’m the Sullivan that flunked every test, the one who got kicked out of the program, the one who was so afraid to let everyone down that I cheated! And I lied!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/459 "2017-10-22T23:36:06Z")

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A lie keeps growing and growing until it’s as plain as the nose on your face.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/460 "2017-10-23T00:20:11Z")

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Prince Ali!  
Mighty is he!  
Ali Ababwa  
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!  
He faced the galloping hordes  
A hundred bad guys with swords  
Who sent those goons to their lords?  
Why, Prince Ali

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