# Speak to me only in Disney quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2017, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/501 "2017-11-18T21:54:58Z")
We have a… semi-human, non-existent life at stake here. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/502 "2017-11-19T16:16:50Z")
What a pity, Mr Smee. I’m afraid we’ve lost the dear Captain. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/503 "2017-11-19T21:46:09Z")
They’re not sailors; they’re pirates! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/504 "2017-11-20T00:05:19Z")
You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/505 "2017-11-20T20:51:55Z")
I can find treasure anywhere! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/506 "2017-11-20T22:42:26Z")
Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/507 "2017-11-21T19:04:17Z")
They’ve got our gold, and they’ll do anything to keep it! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2017, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/508 "2017-11-22T23:20:06Z")
And so ends another adventure of the Good Hair Crew. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/509 "2017-11-24T01:06:49Z")
So who wants a piece of cake? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/510 "2017-11-24T19:22:51Z")
Would you like a little more tea? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/511 "2017-11-24T21:28:26Z")
Want to come over for dinner tonight? I have a great new recipe that I’m dying to try out. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/512 "2017-11-25T17:29:00Z")
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/513 "2017-11-25T23:31:12Z")
Look, there’s a big Hollywood Halloween party tonight, and I’d love for you to come. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/514 "2017-11-26T01:53:45Z")
Boys and girls of every age Wouldn’t you like to see something strange? Come with us and you will see This, our town of Halloween ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/515 "2017-11-26T20:52:47Z")
Won’t you let me spend this super spooky night Palling around with your witch crowd? I can pitch in and help you with the frights I promise I’ll haunt you proud ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/516 "2017-11-28T01:21:17Z")
A witch turned Mom into a bear, but it’s not my fault. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/517 "2017-11-28T02:04:17Z")
Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives…I’ll smash it with a hammer! It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/518 "2017-11-28T18:39:49Z")
Ladies and gentlemen. I think the confusion here is that you are all very ignorant. Is that right word, ignorant? I mean stupid, primitive,unenlightened. You do not understand science, so you are afraid of it. Like a dog is afraid of thunder or balloons. To you, science is magic and witchcraft because you have such small minds. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/519 "2017-11-28T19:14:32Z")
There you are, you old goat! Well, what’s the idea of flinging your evil spells all over the place, hm? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/520 "2017-11-29T18:53:37Z")
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