# Speak to me only in Disney quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2017, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/581 "2017-12-31T23:40:21Z")
Men are rats, listen to me, they’re fleas on rats, worse than that, they’re amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they’re too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/582 "2018-01-01T20:08:00Z")
Toad, you might say, was the one disturbing element: incurable adventurer, mad, reckless, tried everything, positive mania for fads, and he never countered the cost. Had a host affair with friends, of course, but there were only three who had his best interests at heart. One was a badger, MacBadger. Another was a water rat; a bit stuffy, perhaps, but really a fine fellow. And a mole; gentle creature, kind and sympathetic. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/583 "2018-01-02T15:53:59Z")
Six intrepid friends, led by Fred, their leader, Freeeeed! Fred’s Angels, mm-mm-mm! Fred’s Angels, mm-mm-mm! Harnessing the power of the sun with the ancient amulet they found in the attic! Mmm-m-mm! The amulet is green! Mmm-m-mm! It’s prob’ly an emerald… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/584 "2018-01-03T01:10:59Z")
I’d really, really like a family. My dad says that will only happen if the Angels win the pennant. The baseball team, I mean. So, maybe you can help them win a little. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/585 "2018-01-03T21:33:05Z")
In every job that must be done there is an element of fun. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2018, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/586 "2018-01-04T00:59:59Z")
Just whistle while you work And cheerfully together we can tidy up the place ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2018, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/587 "2018-01-04T01:20:29Z")
Give a little whistle, give a little whistle, And always let your conscience be your guide. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2018, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/588 "2018-01-04T13:23:14Z")
You’re just doing your boy scout duty! Well, I don’t need that kinda stuff! I can earn my own living! I don’t need you. I don’t need anybody! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2018, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/589 "2018-01-04T15:38:22Z")
Good afternoon, my name is Russell. I am a Wilderness Explorer in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12, are you in any need of assistance today, sir? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/590 "2018-01-05T21:39:14Z")
We love to learn for each badge we earn. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/591 "2018-01-05T22:50:59Z")
Don’t try this at home, badger buddies. Only cartoon superheroes can leap from airplanes and live to show and tell about it. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/592 "2018-01-06T15:34:34Z")
Race cars, lasers, airplanes…it’s a duck blur! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/593 "2018-01-06T16:32:15Z")
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/594 "2018-01-07T19:37:46Z")
Run! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/595 "2018-01-07T19:43:41Z")
Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2018, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/596 "2018-01-09T00:06:36Z")
My father’s legacy is not his money. My father’s legacy is the will to win. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2018, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/597 "2018-01-09T00:16:30Z")
Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true king. Remember who you are. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/598 "2018-01-09T16:13:13Z")
Even the Horned King shakes with fear. See, Hen? Everyone runs from the famous Taran of Cael Dallben. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2018, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/599 "2018-01-09T21:20:11Z")
I’m a sensitive soul, though I seem thick-skinned And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/600 "2018-01-10T16:04:15Z")
I’m very lucky. It’s just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job… when no one else seems to like you for doing it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302.md?page=31)