# Speak to me only in Disney quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/681 "2018-02-16T15:14:45Z")
You’ll try this on every maid in my kingdom. And, if the shoe fits… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/682 "2018-02-17T16:27:48Z")
I know what we’re gonna do today! We’re gonna build fast shoes, so we can run like a cheetah! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/683 "2018-02-18T03:18:34Z")
Come on. I’m a racecar, you’re… a much older racecar, but under the hood, you and I are the same. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/684 "2018-02-18T20:00:32Z")
That car is alive! You gotta believe me. It’s mocking me! I’m telling you! That car is alive! Look! It’s doing it again! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/685 "2018-02-19T14:32:13Z")
Corners beautifully, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/686 "2018-02-19T21:49:27Z")
“What on Earth was that?” “Looked like a hot rod hurricane!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/687 "2018-02-20T02:20:56Z")
I’m a ring-tailed roarer. I can draw faster, shoot straighter, ride harder and drink longer than any man alive. I ride cyclones and I wrestle… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/688 "2018-02-20T14:01:44Z")
You’re face to face with greatness and it’s strange. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/689 "2018-02-20T14:31:32Z")
I am the original ringtail roarer from the thunder ‘n lightnin’ country! I’m a real snorter and a head buster! I can out-run, out-jump, out-sing, out-swim, out-dance, out-shoot, out-eat, out-drink, out-talk, out-cuss and out-fight anybody in the Mississippi and Ohio Rivers put together! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/690 "2018-02-21T13:27:03Z")
No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/691 "2018-02-21T14:26:48Z")
And when somebody makes him mad Quack! Quack! Quack! how he does squawk ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/692 "2018-02-22T13:37:39Z")
We should lock the door and scream that curse word we know. It’s a good one! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/693 "2018-02-22T14:03:48Z")
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2018, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/694 "2018-02-23T14:16:58Z")
I have no idea what that word means, but if it means [blows a raspberry and gives a thumbs down gesture] then I concur! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2018, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/695 "2018-02-23T23:46:09Z")
If you can’t say something nice about a person, don’t say anything at all. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2018, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/696 "2018-02-24T22:07:34Z")
They think a girl who gossips is a bore. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/697 "2018-02-25T13:45:50Z")
Now, Chip, I won’t have you making up such stories. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/698 "2018-02-25T17:04:46Z")
Still, for the most fabulous character of all, I would nominate… a toad - J. Thaddeus Toad, Esq. Have you ever met him? You’ll find his story in this delightful little book, “The Wind In the Willows”. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/699 "2018-02-25T21:55:08Z")
Oh, I just… wanted to show you a little something to celebrate our last night together as frogs. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/700 "2018-02-26T14:33:43Z")
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