# Speak to me only in Disney quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/721 "2018-03-07T16:38:21Z")

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All right, you little brat. Now, you are gonna go down in that hole, and you are gonna dig till you find me the diamond. You understand that? And no sassing me.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/722 "2018-03-08T13:41:43Z")

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The best way to understand women is by listening to them.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/723 "2018-03-08T15:48:30Z")

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Hey cutie! Wanna pollinate with a real bug?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/724 "2018-03-09T14:33:14Z")

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“Nicky! Get out of there! You’re allergic to pollen!”

“It’s too big! I’m too little to breathe it in.” (Sneezes)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/725 "2018-03-09T15:04:01Z")

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It’s a small world after all.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/726 "2018-03-09T19:57:13Z")

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He’s a little guy, isn’t he?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/727 "2018-03-09T20:48:45Z")

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You think you can do these things, but you just can’t, Nemo.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/728 "2018-03-10T15:40:20Z")

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There’s one thing you ought to know, Professor: Nemo’s cracked. I’ve yet to see the day you can make a deal with a mad dog. So while you’re feeding him sugar, I’ll be figuring a plan to muzzle him.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2018, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/729 "2018-03-10T23:10:34Z")

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Well, as far as me goes, I just like to blow things up.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/730 "2018-03-12T00:50:29Z")

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Oh, this is a disaster!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/731 "2018-03-12T13:16:43Z")

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As you can see, Dawson, this young lady is from the Hampstead district, and is troubled about the mysterious disappearance of an emerald ring in the third finger of her right hand. Now, tell me the story, and pray, be precise.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/732 "2018-03-12T20:26:03Z")

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Once upon a story  
In a forest far away,  
Goldilocks met up with Bear  
And they began to play.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/733 "2018-03-12T20:33:48Z")

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Then out of nowhere, biggest bear you’ve ever seen! Its hide littered with the weapons of fallen warriors. Its face scared with one dead eye. I drew my sword and…

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2018, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/734 "2018-03-13T16:11:20Z")

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Thou sword of truth, fly swift and sure, that evil die and good endure.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2018, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/735 "2018-03-13T21:21:58Z")

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Swish, swish. Clang, clang.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/736 "2018-03-14T13:42:19Z")

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A sword doesn’t make the soldier. The soldier makes the sword.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/737 "2018-03-14T13:46:45Z")

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You need to find yourself a girl, mate.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/738 "2018-03-15T02:31:34Z")

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Side by side with your loved one  
You’ll find enchantment here  
The night will weave its magic spell  
When the one you love is near

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**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/739 "2018-03-15T11:03:01Z")

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He was married to his work, writing songs. Songs about romance, of all things. Something he knew absolutely nothing about.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/740 "2018-03-15T11:19:06Z")

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One song, I have but one song,  
One song, only for you.

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