# Speak to me only in Disney quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/61 "2017-04-05T14:14:20Z")
What’ve I done to deserve this? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/62 "2017-04-05T14:23:15Z")
Poor unfortunate souls In pain, in need ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/63 "2017-04-06T19:37:39Z")
Mr. Douglas needs a car, and for a very low amount down and the usual monthly payments, the car will become his. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/64 "2017-04-06T22:00:19Z")
Float like a Cadillac, sting like a Beemer. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/65 "2017-04-06T23:20:10Z")
YOU… ARE… A… TOY! You are a child’s plaything! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/66 "2017-04-07T19:40:52Z")
Did you say your invention was to make toys or to make noise? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/67 "2017-04-07T19:46:48Z")
Let’s go fly a kite. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/68 "2017-04-07T21:52:17Z")
That’s what I said, sir. “Go fly a kite”! [pause] Well, no, sir. I didn’t mean you _personally._ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/69 "2017-04-07T23:30:31Z")
I think life disappoints you, Ms. Travers. I think it’s done that a lot. And maybe Mary Poppins is the only person in your life who hasn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/70 "2017-04-08T20:20:43Z")
Well, I must say, you… got me there. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/71 "2017-04-10T00:11:25Z")
What’d you get for number four? I wasn’t sure if Tigerman was, A: bitten by a radioactive tiger, or B: bitten by a regular tiger, then exposed to radiation. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/72 "2017-04-10T16:31:10Z")
No capes! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/73 "2017-04-10T16:43:17Z")
Let’s get dangerous! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/74 "2017-04-10T21:20:15Z")
Get an axe! Not for the maid, for the alligators. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/75 "2017-04-10T22:16:51Z")
Crook… crook… crickety-crockety crickety-crook, the croc is after Captain Hook - ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/76 "2017-04-11T20:08:27Z")
Always on the run. What kind of a future is that? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/77 "2017-04-11T20:41:48Z")
I know what I have to do. But going back means I’ll have to face my past. I’ve been running from it for so long. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/78 "2017-04-12T20:58:55Z")
Oh, I don’t know what’s gotten into me, I’m all churned up inside! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/79 "2017-04-13T11:39:23Z")
“No! No! No!” Over and over! When you keep saying “No!” it just makes me so… Sometimes you make me so!.. angry. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/80 "2017-04-14T00:10:37Z")
As long as Donald’s temper was out of control, he would pay the price. Now the only job he would be eligible for would be as a hunting decoy. And even Donald is not that stupid. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302.md?page=5)