# Speak to me only in Disney quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 49

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/961 "2018-06-26T20:17:27Z")

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I will find the staff of magic only ancient wizards knew.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/962 "2018-06-26T21:13:28Z")

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That is what I call a “wizard blizzard”.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/963 "2018-06-27T18:56:58Z")

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And cause a blizzard in the whole universe? We’ll be responsible for the next Ice Age.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/964 "2018-06-28T13:48:37Z")

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Do you want to build a snowman?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/965 "2018-06-28T20:01:27Z")

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Oh, I like the penguins!

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**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2018, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/966 "2018-06-29T17:45:06Z")

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Cap’n…no splash!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2018, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/967 "2018-06-29T20:08:29Z")

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I’ll go get my snorkel!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/968 "2018-06-30T20:44:15Z")

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Here on the ocean floor is the only independence. Here I am free!

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/969 "2018-06-30T21:31:20Z")

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And at last, I see the light!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/970 "2018-07-01T16:42:47Z")

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It’s a Promethean candle, guaranteed never to go out! Did you expect me to buy a new candle for _every_ birthday? Do you have any idea what that would cost, at my age?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/971 "2018-07-02T23:19:01Z")

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So Mother, earlier I was saying tomorrow is a really big day, and you didn’t really respond, so I’m just gonna tell you: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! Tada!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/972 "2018-07-03T16:19:44Z")

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A very merry unbirthday to you, to you.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/973 "2018-07-03T20:15:13Z")

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Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! KnoWhutImean?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/974 "2018-07-04T19:30:20Z")

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My partner, Jacob Marley, dead seven years today. Oh, he was a good’n. He robbed from the widows and swindled the poor. In his will, he left me enough money to pay for his tombstone, and I had him burried at sea!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/975 "2018-07-04T19:43:32Z")

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“First thing we’re going to do is open a bank account.”

“Now, is that different from opening a safe?”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/976 "2018-07-04T22:02:40Z")

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If you invest your tuppence wisely in the bank, safe and sound, soon that tuppence, safely invested in the bank, will compound! And you’ll achieve that sense of conquest, as your affluence expands! In the hands of the directors, who invest as propriety demands!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/977 "2018-07-05T15:22:20Z")

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And everyone in this town looks to us to set a good example. In how we conduct ourselves, in our duties and manners, in what we think and even what we say.

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**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/978 "2018-07-05T15:51:43Z")

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A sea monster ate my ice cream!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/979 "2018-07-05T16:30:11Z")

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The fluke is the duke of soul.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/980 "2018-07-06T13:53:47Z")

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Hey, boys, I found some junk for you. A football phone, a singing fish trophy, and a toaster with a four-year-old bagel stuck in it.

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