# Speak to me only in Disney quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/101 "2017-04-20T17:13:44Z")

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Professor Ludwig Von Drake here. Certified scientist, and all-around expert on brilliant things!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/102 "2017-04-21T01:36:53Z")

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Some cause must have created all this, but what caused that cause?

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/103 "2017-04-21T04:12:53Z")

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What’s his name? Kuzcooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/104 "2017-04-21T13:16:10Z")

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Klaatu Barada N… necktie… nectar… nickel… noodle. It’s an “N” word, it’s definitely an “N” word! Klaatu… Barada… N…

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/105 "2017-04-21T13:16:28Z")

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Oh. Then I guess you can’t be who I thought.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/106 "2017-04-21T13:21:07Z")

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Who’s the leader of the club that’s made for you and me?

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/107 "2017-04-21T16:52:42Z")

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“Rapunzel.”

“Gesundheit.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/108 "2017-04-21T17:23:14Z")

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Make way!  
Here he comes!  
Ring bells! Bang the drums!  
Are you gonna love this guy!

Prince Ali! Fabulous he!  
Ali Ababwa  
Genuflect, show some respect  
Down on one knee!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2017, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/109 "2017-04-22T17:52:21Z")

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Up there, high, high in the dark bell tower, lives the mysterious bell ringer. Who is this creature?

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2017, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/110 "2017-04-22T22:49:14Z")

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_gasp_ MALEFICENT!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/111 "2017-04-23T00:45:34Z")

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Hello, Worthless. Miss me?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/112 "2017-04-23T18:06:43Z")

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What on earth are you going to do with her?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/113 "2017-04-23T19:14:51Z")

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Together we’ll save the princess, or die trying.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/114 "2017-04-24T14:17:34Z")

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A champion does whatever it takes to win.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/115 "2017-04-24T20:24:59Z")

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Now, a formula to transform my beauty into ugliness. Change my queenly raiment to a peddler’s cloak. Mummy dust, to make me old. To shroud my clothes, the black of night. To age my voice, an old hag’s cackle. To whiten my hair, a scream of fright. A blast of wind to fan my hate. A thunderbolt to mix it well. Now, begin thy magic spell.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/116 "2017-04-25T13:01:44Z")

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Scarecrow, Scarecrow, the soldiers of the king fear his name!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/117 "2017-04-25T13:22:07Z")

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Zorro, Zorro, the fox so cunning and free,  
Zorro, Zorro, who makes the sign of the Z.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/118 "2017-04-26T20:50:33Z")

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“I’m a fox.”

“I’m a hound dog.”

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2017, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/119 "2017-04-27T18:03:08Z")

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I’ll bet that’s why Brutus wouldn’t let me in the truck, he knew that little pooch was in there.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2017, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/120 "2017-04-27T19:31:15Z")

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I guess he’s just a no 'count pup  
But I wish that he were double

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