# Speak to me only in Disney quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 63
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2018, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1242 "2018-10-12T12:52:55Z")
I am the one hiding under your bed Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2018, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1243 "2018-10-12T15:15:55Z")
Something weird’s going on around here. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1244 "2018-10-14T13:41:05Z")
A heffalump or woozle is very confoozle ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1245 "2018-10-14T13:41:18Z")
Who writes sentences like that? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1246 "2018-10-14T13:50:12Z")
We’re all a little mad here. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1247 "2018-10-15T14:01:39Z")
Anything goes, remember. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1248 "2018-10-15T17:42:33Z")
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1249 "2018-10-15T20:45:17Z")
Pooh, too, was caught, and so he thought “I must rescue my supper!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1250 "2018-10-15T21:43:31Z")
Well done, Salisbury! I shall name a beef-based entrée after you in your honor. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1251 "2018-10-16T01:10:23Z")
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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1252 "2018-10-16T17:22:02Z")
Tonight is Taco Night. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1253 "2018-10-16T18:21:06Z")
Roll out the carpet, strike up the band And give out with a “Hip-hooray” (Hip-hooray!) Wiggle your ears like good Mouseketeers We’re gonna present our guest today 'Cause Tuesday is Guest Star Day ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1254 "2018-10-17T19:08:52Z")
Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2018, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1255 "2018-10-18T12:37:04Z")
Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host, your ghost host. Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for everyone. There’s no turning back now. Our tour begins here in this gallery, where you see paintings of some of our guests as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2018, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1256 "2018-10-18T15:02:52Z")
Wow, you love to live in the past, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2018, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1257 "2018-10-18T18:06:20Z")
Once upon a time… ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2018, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1258 "2018-10-18T18:38:58Z")
One thousand years ago, superstition and the sword ruled. It was a time of darkness, it was a world of fear. It was the age…of gargoyles! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2018, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1259 "2018-10-19T20:11:23Z")
Allow me to take you to the future. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2018, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1260 "2018-10-20T17:26:33Z")
Just a little tip for the future, I am always right. Even when I’m wrong, I’m right. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2018, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1261 "2018-10-20T18:30:14Z")
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