# Speak to me only in Disney quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2018, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1342 "2018-12-01T15:09:28Z")

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I’ve never stayed up this late in my life.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2018, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1343 "2018-12-01T17:02:54Z")

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On the stroke of twelve, the spell will be broken, and everything will be as it was before.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2018, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1344 "2018-12-01T18:19:18Z")

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And… you’ll belong to **me!**

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1345 "2018-12-02T14:49:44Z")

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Run for it!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1346 "2018-12-02T16:54:13Z")

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Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1347 "2018-12-03T00:43:40Z")

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You’re the boss, you’re the boss, you’re the big, _hairy_ boss.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1348 "2018-12-03T16:32:59Z")

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You need a job.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1349 "2018-12-03T17:32:20Z")

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Oh, the world owes me a living…

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1350 "2018-12-03T20:35:05Z")

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I really did try, Rapunzel. I tried to warn you what was out there. The world is dark and selfish and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1351 "2018-12-04T15:14:49Z")

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I’ve got a dark family secret.

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**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1352 "2018-12-04T21:31:38Z")

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You think, you wink, you do a double blink. You close your eyes, and jump.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1353 "2018-12-04T23:26:12Z")

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Oh! And something I forgot. Yep, just a little bit of pixie dust.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1354 "2018-12-05T03:47:02Z")

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Allah forbid _you_ have any daughters!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1355 "2018-12-05T15:32:42Z")

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I know how to weaponize guilt!

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1356 "2018-12-05T18:35:34Z")

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“No”? Oh. I see how it is. _Rapunzel_ knows best. Rapunzel’s so _mature_ now. Such a clever, grown-up miss. Rapunzel knows best. Fine, if you’re sure now, go ahead, then give him THIS! This is why he’s here; don’t let him deceive you! Give it to him, watch, you’ll see. Trust me, my dear: That’s how fast he’ll leave you. I won’t say “I told you so”! No, Rapunzel knows best! So if he’s such a _dream boat,_ go and put him to the test! If he’s lying, don’t come _crying!_ MOTHER KNOWS BEST!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1357 "2018-12-06T16:03:27Z")

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom known as Andalasia, there lived an evil queen. Selfish and cruel, she lived in fear that one day her stepson would marry and she would lose her throne forever. And so she did all in her power to prevent the prince from ever meeting the one special maiden with whom he would share true love’s kiss.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1358 "2018-12-07T12:31:13Z")

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“You know what time it is? Evil story time!”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1359 "2018-12-07T13:05:09Z")

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Every evil queen gets due respect.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2018, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1360 "2018-12-09T19:41:45Z")

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I’ll be an invincible juggernaut of black magic!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2018, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1361 "2018-12-09T21:52:21Z")

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Phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space.

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