# Speak to me only in Disney quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 70
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1382 "2018-12-16T14:50:54Z")
You do realize you’re in quite a lot of danger, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1383 "2018-12-16T17:58:48Z")
Danger? Ha! I walk on the wild side. I laugh in the face of danger. Ha-ha-ha-ha! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1384 "2018-12-17T15:01:25Z")
He talks the way I want to live. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1385 "2018-12-17T17:38:24Z")
Hop inside my mouth… if you want to live. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1386 "2018-12-18T13:57:17Z")
Why, he swallows whole ships alive! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1387 "2018-12-18T19:10:37Z")
Guess I missed the boat. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1388 "2018-12-18T23:02:58Z")
A boat? Heeeeeeeeey, I’ve seen a boat! It passed by not too long ago. It went this way, then it went this way! Follow me! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1389 "2018-12-18T23:11:57Z")
And this’ll be young Master Hawkins, I’ll be bound. Hawkins - 'tis a proper seafaring name, too. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1390 "2018-12-19T13:53:18Z")
There’s only one captain on this ship. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1391 "2018-12-19T14:03:58Z")
Didn’t I tell you? Donald’s the best sailor. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1392 "2018-12-20T12:57:20Z")
I’m the most amazing guy! The most amazing guy, am I! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1393 "2018-12-20T17:56:33Z")
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother to soliloquize. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1394 "2018-12-20T19:12:28Z")
You sly dog! You caught me monologuing! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1395 "2018-12-20T19:23:43Z")
It was the eve of our good Queen’s diamond jubilee, and the year her majesty’s government came… to the very brink of disaster. She- [chuckling] I’m getting ahead of myself! My name is Dr. David Q. Dawson, most recently of the Queen’s 66th regiment. I had just arrived in London after lengthy service in Afghanistan, and was anxious to find a quiet place- preferably dry- where I could rest and find a little peace. Little did I know, that my life was about to change forever. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1396 "2018-12-21T16:00:24Z")
That’s really silly. You don’t know everything about me. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1397 "2018-12-21T23:39:09Z")
Would your name be… Alice? By any chance? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1398 "2018-12-22T22:15:52Z")
My name is Archer! I’m a coach! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1399 "2018-12-23T00:51:24Z")
Coach? I don’t think we survived that crash. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1400 "2018-12-23T12:44:20Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Coach? I don’t think we survived that crash. OFF Beetlejuice ain’t Disney. 😉 ON Put a shield around us NOW! ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1401 "2018-12-23T20:22:10Z")
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