# Speak to me only in Disney quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1442 "2019-01-10T00:35:45Z")

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I’m not panicked. Who’s panicked? NOBODY’S PANICKED!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1443 "2019-01-10T21:43:00Z")

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Anyone want to scream some more?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1444 "2019-01-10T22:00:03Z")

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No, thanks! I’m good!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1445 "2019-01-11T17:04:52Z")

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Don’t want another pesky sugar plum fairy infestation this year.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1446 "2019-01-11T21:25:10Z")

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No more caffeine for _you._

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2019, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1447 "2019-01-12T17:28:23Z")

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I’m going to bed.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1448 "2019-01-14T21:15:03Z")

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You can run, but I’ll still be in your nightmares.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1449 "2019-01-14T23:45:29Z")

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I am the one hiding under your bed  
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1450 "2019-01-15T20:29:57Z")

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Never let your guard down.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1451 "2019-01-15T20:42:53Z")

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Forever let us hold our banner high!

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1452 "2019-01-15T22:24:27Z")

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Bring your guns; bring your knives;  
Save your children, and your wives,  
We’ll save our village and our lives!  
Let’s kill The Beast!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1453 "2019-01-15T22:44:24Z")

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Listen, Goliath, we haven’t know each other very long, and I know you don’t have any good reason to trust humans… But you’ve got to trust somebody in this world. And I think you’d be better off with me than with Xanatos… You won’t regret it.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1454 "2019-01-16T19:55:28Z")

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Being in a family is like being part of a team.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1455 "2019-01-16T20:22:26Z")

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What does anyone in _this_ family know about being normal? The only normal one here is Jack-Jack, and he’s not even potty-trained!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1456 "2019-01-17T01:25:27Z")

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Wilbur: Pop quiz: Who have you met, and what have you learned?

Lewis: OK. Bud, Fritz, and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she…?

[Makes a talking gesture with his hand]

Wilbur: Cranky? Yes.

Lewis: Tallulah and Laszlo are their children. Joe is married to Billie. Lefty is the butler. Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don’t know who they’re related to.

Wilbur: Neither do we. Go on.

Lewis: Lucille is married to Bud, and your dad, Cornelius, is their son. What does Cornelius look like?

Wilbur: Tom Selleck.

Lewis: OK. Cornelius is married to Franny, and her brothers are Gaston and Art.

Wilbur: You’re forgetting something.

Lewis: Forgetting? Oh, right! Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.

Wilbur: And nobody realized that you’re from the past?

Lewis: Nope.

Wilbur: Whew.

Lewis: Thank you. Thank you. Hold your applause.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1457 "2019-01-18T00:40:37Z")

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You’ve only got a second to make a good impression.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1458 "2019-01-18T17:43:33Z")

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I’m very sorry, Gaston but but I just don’t deserve you!

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1459 "2019-01-18T18:48:08Z")

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Run, Simba. Run away, and never return.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1460 "2019-01-18T20:19:56Z")

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Your childhood is less than ideal.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2019, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1461 "2019-01-19T13:36:36Z")

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Prove yourself brave, truthful and unselfish, and someday you _will_ be a real boy.

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