# Speak to me only in Disney quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 78
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1542 "2019-03-03T13:51:00Z")
They all hated me. Eventually they closed down the orphanage and everyone left… except me. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1543 "2019-03-03T21:41:53Z")
I’m having a hard time putting a positive spin on this. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1544 "2019-03-03T22:03:06Z")
[[Cinderella crying]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4h6DrXWK7E) ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1545 "2019-03-04T15:53:16Z")
You’d better just abandon all hope of joy in this class. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1546 "2019-03-04T19:17:39Z")
“I am… In a terrible… terrible trouble.” Oh. Oh, dear. It’s all watered out. “H-h-hurry! Help! Penny.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2019, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1547 "2019-03-05T15:45:46Z")
It’s important that you’ll have a friend who’ll back you up. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2019, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1548 "2019-03-05T21:09:11Z")
xx ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2019, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1549 "2019-03-06T03:02:16Z")
“What are you going to do? Kill me?” “Haha, nooooo, of course not! HE is.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2019, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1550 "2019-03-06T18:04:53Z")
Oh no, oh no, oh no. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2019, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1551 "2019-03-06T18:10:46Z")
No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2019, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1552 "2019-03-07T21:14:29Z")
Nothing distracts kids like ice cream. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2019, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1553 "2019-03-08T00:23:17Z")
Squirrel! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2019, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1554 "2019-03-08T21:46:37Z")
Here’s cuteness! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2019, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1555 "2019-03-09T01:17:45Z")
Heeeeeeere’s Brucie! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2019, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1556 "2019-03-09T21:55:39Z")
The fun has arrived! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2019, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1557 "2019-03-10T00:32:07Z")
Just leave me some ammo, a little water, some chips if you have 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2019, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1558 "2019-03-10T23:28:52Z")
I need my toast. Gotta have it! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1559 "2019-03-11T23:28:36Z")
Whatever happened to please and thank you? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1560 "2019-03-12T23:19:18Z")
Don’t be rude, Carl. Thank the chef. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2019, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1561 "2019-03-14T00:39:42Z")
In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau’s famous motto: Anyone can cook. But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302.md?page=77) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302.md?page=79)