# Speak to me only in Disney quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 84
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2019, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1662 "2019-05-06T22:30:03Z")
Wait, don’t princesses have to know a lot of manners and stuff? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1663 "2019-05-07T23:34:46Z")
Your lessons will commence here, once you pass through this door. So why not come and join us and see what lies in store. You’ll learn the art of manners of Royal Protocol, (That’s right!) And when to bow and curtsey, for functions big and small! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2019, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1664 "2019-05-08T00:06:07Z")
Encyclopedia, e-n-c-y-c-l-o-p-e-d-i-a! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2019, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1665 "2019-05-08T23:32:53Z")
On this journey that you’re taking will come the answers that you’ll seek. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2019, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1666 "2019-05-09T00:02:09Z")
Tell me the secret of man’s red fire. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2019, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1667 "2019-05-09T13:28:40Z")
Hey, is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2019, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1668 "2019-05-09T13:53:03Z")
Yesterday, I poached an egg. It seemed like the perfect thing to do on perhaps the second worst workday in recorded history. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2019, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1669 "2019-05-09T20:18:39Z")
Wow, somebody’s got issues. Go make some eggs. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1670 "2019-05-11T04:17:56Z")
You, mini man! Taking on the jellies! You got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome. ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1671 "2019-05-11T12:59:45Z")
These are not Joanna eggs! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1672 "2019-05-11T17:08:25Z")
It is tough to be a bird. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1673 "2019-05-11T21:47:40Z")
Do not feed the pigeons, it says, and I’m going to feed the pigeons. Sometimes evil just cracks me up. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1674 "2019-05-11T23:08:23Z")
Aw, this is great. I’m chained to the only bird in the world who can’t fly! Is there anything else I need to know? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2019, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1675 "2019-05-12T01:32:59Z")
Ratigan: You don’t know what a delightful dilemma it was, trying to decide on the most appropriate method for your demise. Oh, I had so many ingenious ideas I didn’t know which to choose. So I decided to use them all. Marvelous, isn’t it? But, here, let me show you how it works. Picture this. First, a sprightly tune I’ve recorded especially for you. As the song plays, the cord tightens, and when the song ends, the metal ball is released, rolling along its merry way until… [points at mousetrap] Ratigan: Snap! [points at gun] Ratigan: Boom! [points at crossbow] Ratigan: Twang! [points at axe] Ratigan: Thunk! [points at anvil] Ratigan: Splat! And so ends the short, undistinguished career of Basil of Baker Street. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2019, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1676 "2019-05-12T20:52:11Z")
Usually, I’m able to save the day. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2019, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1677 "2019-05-14T22:35:46Z")
To beat your fear, you need to face it. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2019, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1678 "2019-05-15T00:30:03Z")
Now, in my never-ending pursuit of domination, I discovered that the best evil rulers used fear to keep people in line. So to get into the right headspace, I did what any logical evil scientist would do: rented all the scary movies in Danville for research. Even the lousy ones like Dead Batteries, which is actually better than its prequel, Batteries That Work, which was…just a bunch of…portable electronic devices…functioning properly. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2019, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1679 "2019-05-15T16:56:52Z")
If I gave up every time I failed, I would have never invented the meatball cannon. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2019, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1680 "2019-05-15T21:24:57Z")
“Our castle’s gonna have a cannon!” “Two cannons!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2019, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1681 "2019-05-15T23:21:55Z")
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