# Speak to me only in Disney quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1722 "2019-06-07T15:19:13Z")

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> [@Dendarii\_Dame](#):
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> The road to true love may be barred by still many more dangers, which you alone will have to face. So arm thyself with this enchanted Shield of Virtue, and this mighty Sword of Truth, for these weapons of righteousness will triumph over evil. Now come, we must hurry.

[in the ensuing battle with Maleficent, he loses the Shield. In other words, he lost his Virtue to an older woman.]

…and always let your conscience be your guide!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1723 "2019-06-07T20:16:11Z")

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We don’t need a guiding star.

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2019, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1724 "2019-06-08T21:32:16Z")

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S.T.A.R., Vincent’s my name. Sharpshooting’s my game. Try me.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2019, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1725 "2019-06-08T23:34:20Z")

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All right, Star, feast your eyes on this!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1726 "2019-06-09T21:14:17Z")

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A banded, bulbous snarfblatt.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1727 "2019-06-10T21:44:30Z")

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Well, I guess that wasn’t too weird.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1728 "2019-06-11T00:46:20Z")

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Did I say no purple dragons? Did I?

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**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1729 "2019-06-11T15:01:48Z")

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Hero? Did you hear that, Little John, we’ve just been pardoned!

That’s a gas, we ain’t even been arrested yet!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1730 "2019-06-11T21:50:29Z")

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This is the part where you call me your hero and shower me with kisses!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1731 "2019-06-12T22:10:04Z")

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I needed to be the person who saves the day.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1732 "2019-06-12T23:44:35Z")

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What do we want? A girl worth fighting for!

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1733 "2019-06-13T00:16:23Z")

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That’s too bad. I thought the two of you, you know, a boy, a girl, alone in the City of Love. I thought romance was a forgone conclusion.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1734 "2019-06-13T02:08:31Z")

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“I can’t marry her. She’s my friend!”  
“Yeah, it’d be too weird!”

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1735 "2019-06-13T20:44:42Z")

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I want someone who loves me for me.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1736 "2019-06-14T18:30:51Z")

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Jasmine… it’s not only this law. Well… I’m not going to be around forever, and… I just want to make sure you’re taken care of. Provided for.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1737 "2019-06-14T21:26:13Z")

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And the pig can look after the house.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1738 "2019-06-14T22:41:52Z")

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I’ll be safe and you’ll be sorry, when the wolf comes to your door

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1739 "2019-06-15T20:46:59Z")

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Okay, let’s just agree to say ‘I’m sorry’ on the count of three. One… Two… Three!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1740 "2019-06-15T21:32:09Z")

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Happy Birthday!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2019, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1741 "2019-06-16T23:27:56Z")

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Emergency bounce house!

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