# Speak to me only in Disney quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [March 16, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302 "2017-03-16T10:45:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 90
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1782 "2019-07-06T00:39:06Z")
“Tell us where the talking llama is, and we’ll burn your house to the ground.” “Um… shouldn’t that be ‘or’?” _sigh_ “Tell us where the talking llama is, OR we’ll burn your house to the ground.” “Well, which is it? That seems to be a pretty crucial conjunction.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1783 "2019-07-06T20:59:00Z")
Use your words, Jerry. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2019, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1784 "2019-07-07T13:04:14Z")
Can I say the cursed word now? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2019, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1785 "2019-07-07T19:55:18Z")
Please exercise caution. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1786 "2019-07-10T18:48:20Z")
I’m a soldier in the war on accidental injury. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1787 "2019-07-10T20:57:07Z")
Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky? ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1788 "2019-07-10T23:35:06Z")
Their tops are made out of rubber Their bottoms are made out of springs! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1789 "2019-07-11T18:08:46Z")
Oh, please, for goodness’ sake, narrate me down from here! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1790 "2019-07-11T20:36:07Z")
Can’t you see I’m holding the story snake? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1791 "2019-07-12T17:28:52Z")
Once Upon A Time… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1792 "2019-07-12T18:33:28Z")
Long ago, somewhere deep in the jungle… ---
**Author:** ![BlueInfinity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BlueInfinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueInfinity)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1793 "2019-07-12T19:12:07Z")
Long ago, in the faraway land of Ancient Greece, there was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes. The greatest and strongest of all these heroes was Hercules. But what is the measure of a true hero? Now THAT is what our story is– ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1794 "2019-07-12T19:28:08Z")
Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh? Well, you’ll never believe this, but that llama you’re looking at was once a human being. And not just any human being. That guy was an emperor. A rich, powerful ball of charisma. Oh, yeah! This is his story. Well, actually, my story. That’s right… I’m that llama. The name is Kuzco… Emperor Kuzco. I was the world’s nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason. Oh, is that hard to believe? Look, I’ll tell you what. You go back a ways, you know, before I was a llama, and this will all make sense. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1795 "2019-07-13T19:00:55Z")
Don’t flatter yourself! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1796 "2019-07-16T23:24:22Z")
I wanna be extraordinary. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1797 "2019-07-17T22:38:26Z")
Hey, there! Hi, there! Ho, there! You’re as welcome as can be! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1798 "2019-07-17T23:29:17Z")
Welcome to your doom. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1799 "2019-07-18T22:12:33Z")
Born and bred in the briar patch. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1800 "2019-07-18T23:03:54Z")
Check out my pumpkin! ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302/1801 "2019-07-18T23:10:14Z")
Aw, I’d do anything for you, pumpkin pants! After we dismantle this thing, I don’t know what I’m gonna do with myself. I’ve got no experience being a good guy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302.md?page=89) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-disney-quotes/782302.md?page=91)