# Speak to me only in Doctor Who quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 26, 2012, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-doctor-who-quotes/632748 "2012-08-26T20:25:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-doctor-who-quotes/632748/1 "2012-08-26T20:25:27Z")
We all know how this works by now. “Well, I’m not human and I’ve seen better.” ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-doctor-who-quotes/632748/2 "2012-08-26T21:09:52Z")
Would you like a jelly baby? ---
**Author:** ![Malden\_Capell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malden_capell/32/5274_2.png) [@Malden\_Capell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malden_Capell)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-doctor-who-quotes/632748/3 "2012-08-26T21:11:37Z")
One gets tired of jelly babies, Castellan. ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-doctor-who-quotes/632748/4 "2012-08-26T22:18:18Z")
The brontosaurus is large and placid…and stupid. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-doctor-who-quotes/632748/5 "2012-08-26T23:24:30Z")
When I say “run” … run! ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-doctor-who-quotes/632748/6 "2012-08-27T01:05:24Z")
Interfere? Of course we should interfere. Always do what you’re best at, that’s what I say. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-doctor-who-quotes/632748/7 "2012-08-27T05:05:51Z")
> [@The\_Hamster\_King](#): > > When I say “run” … run! 'Allo. I’m the Doctor. Basically… **run.** ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-doctor-who-quotes/632748/8 "2012-08-27T05:15:19Z")
_ **Mels:** _ Let’s see… You’ve got a time machine. I’ve got a gun. What the hell. Let’s kill Hitler! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-doctor-who-quotes/632748/9 "2012-08-27T14:15:07Z")
Exterminate! ---
**Author:** ![fiddlesticks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddlesticks/32/18129_2.png) [@fiddlesticks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fiddlesticks)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-doctor-who-quotes/632748/10 "2012-08-27T16:01:12Z")
I’m burning up a sun just to say goodbye. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-doctor-who-quotes/632748/11 "2012-08-27T16:54:42Z")
He saves worlds, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures and runs a lot. Seriously, there’s an outrageous amount of running involved. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-doctor-who-quotes/632748/12 "2012-08-27T16:59:35Z")
"What do you want? You don’t want to take over the universe, do you? No… you wouldn’t know what to do with it, beyond shout at it. " ---
**Author:** ![Malden\_Capell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malden_capell/32/5274_2.png) [@Malden\_Capell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malden_Capell)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-doctor-who-quotes/632748/13 "2012-08-28T12:48:42Z")
Let’s get out of here, it’s a madhouse, it’s full of Arabs! ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-doctor-who-quotes/632748/14 "2012-08-28T14:02:14Z")
Bow ties are cool. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-doctor-who-quotes/632748/15 "2012-08-28T22:36:27Z")
Fezzes are cool. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-doctor-who-quotes/632748/16 "2012-08-29T14:46:08Z")
Allons-y! ---
**Author:** ![bleach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bleach/32/3106_2.png) [@bleach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bleach)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-doctor-who-quotes/632748/17 "2012-09-06T20:30:01Z")
"Say hello to the Sofa of Reasonable Comfort. " ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-doctor-who-quotes/632748/18 "2012-09-07T06:59:47Z")
I’m the Doctor, and you’re in the biggest library in the Universe. Look me up. ---
**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-doctor-who-quotes/632748/19 "2012-09-08T00:11:05Z")
One that’s both in Doctor Who and in [Middleman](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLvXLuHjYM4#t=01m09s). “…there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine.”