# Speak To Me Only In Game Of Thrones **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 15, 2012, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-game-of-thrones/631531 "2012-08-15T04:28:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-game-of-thrones/631531/41 "2012-08-16T13:59:02Z")
Elllliiiiiaaaaaa! ---
**Author:** ![Chelonaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9a140/32.png) [@Chelonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chelonaut)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-game-of-thrones/631531/42 "2012-08-16T15:45:43Z")
We do not sow! ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-game-of-thrones/631531/43 "2012-08-16T15:56:31Z")
I never wanted to see half the things I’ve seen, and I’ve never seen half the things I’ve wanted to. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-game-of-thrones/631531/44 "2012-08-16T18:06:58Z")
Put that sword down, or I’ll take it from you and shove it somewhere even Renly didn’t find. > [@The\_Tooth](#): > > Hodor! Hodor! HODORHODORHODORHODOR!!! ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-game-of-thrones/631531/45 "2012-08-16T18:22:42Z")
When the sun sets, no candle can replace it. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-game-of-thrones/631531/46 "2012-08-16T19:04:22Z")
These are questions for wise men with skinny arms. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-game-of-thrones/631531/47 "2012-08-16T19:09:14Z")
I call my sword Hearteater. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-game-of-thrones/631531/48 "2012-08-16T20:35:52Z")
Fuck the Mods! Fuck the SDMB! Fuck Cecil! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-game-of-thrones/631531/49 "2012-08-16T20:42:40Z")
Where are the gods of tits and wine? ---
**Author:** ![zev\_steinhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/97f17d/32.png) [@zev\_steinhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zev_steinhardt)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-game-of-thrones/631531/50 "2012-08-16T21:06:49Z")
“I seldom fling children from towers to improve their health.” Zev Steinhardt ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-game-of-thrones/631531/51 "2012-08-16T21:25:58Z")
seven bloody buggering hells ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-game-of-thrones/631531/52 "2012-08-16T21:45:18Z")
Born amidst salt and smoke? Is he a ham? ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-game-of-thrones/631531/53 "2012-08-16T22:00:50Z")
There are no men like me. Only me. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-game-of-thrones/631531/54 "2012-08-16T23:22:01Z")
She’s been fucking Lancel, and Osmund Kettleblack, and Moon Boy for all I know. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-game-of-thrones/631531/55 "2012-08-17T00:19:37Z")
Fuck us all, they call me shitmouth ---
**Author:** ![happycamper\_5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/cab0a1/32.png) [@happycamper\_5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/happycamper_5)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-game-of-thrones/631531/56 "2012-08-17T00:54:45Z")
Fool’s blood, king’s blood, blood on the maiden’s thigh, but chains for the guests and chains for the bridegroom, aye aye aye. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-game-of-thrones/631531/57 "2012-08-17T01:01:07Z")
If I told you to murder an infant girl, would you do it without question? Without question? No, I’d ask: “How much?” ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-game-of-thrones/631531/58 "2012-08-17T01:56:37Z")
Any man dies with a clean sword, I’ll rape his fucking corpse! ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-game-of-thrones/631531/59 "2012-08-17T03:28:10Z")
The king eats and the hand shits. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-game-of-thrones/631531/60 "2012-08-17T04:23:39Z")
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