# Speak to me only in Internet ad quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-internet-ad-quotes/631925>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [August 19, 2012, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-internet-ad-quotes/631925 "2012-08-19T02:55:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-internet-ad-quotes/631925/1 "2012-08-19T02:55:23Z")

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The secret of how to learn a foreign language in just 10 days is revealed! Read here to find out…

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**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-internet-ad-quotes/631925/2 "2012-08-19T04:14:12Z")

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(It’s taking longer than we thought)

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-internet-ad-quotes/631925/3 "2012-08-20T02:45:38Z")

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You have no chance to survive make your time.

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-internet-ad-quotes/631925/4 "2012-08-20T04:16:20Z")

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I just noticed I misread the title.