# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2522 "2012-12-10T20:12:05Z")

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How many drinks is that? When you were a kid that made you look sexy. Now it just makes you look drunk.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2523 "2012-12-10T20:39:23Z")

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I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it.

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2524 "2012-12-10T20:47:16Z")

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I should’ve know you’d know where to find the boys and the booze.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2525 "2012-12-10T21:28:12Z")

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Mind if I try one of yours?

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2526 "2012-12-11T00:18:52Z")

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Now this is Panda, from Mexico. Very good stuff. This is Bava, different, but equally good. And this is Choco from the Hartz Mountains of Germany. Now the first two are the same, forty- five an ounce – those are friend prices.

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2527 "2012-12-11T01:00:58Z")

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I promised the studio some stuff when she blows out the candles.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2528 "2012-12-11T01:25:25Z")

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No! No photographs, please! Slides are available in the gift shop.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2529 "2012-12-11T01:54:50Z")

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You sell whatever you want, but don’t sell it here tonight.

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2530 "2012-12-11T02:09:32Z")

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Selling’s more important to me than money. Because every time I sell, it means somebody believes in me.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2531 "2012-12-11T02:59:38Z")

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I’m givin’ you that money so I don’t have to kill your ass.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2532 "2012-12-11T04:43:32Z")

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That’s a Smith and Wesson, and you’ve _had_ your six.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2533 "2012-12-11T04:56:38Z")

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Man, you best back off, I’m gittin’ a little pissed here.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2534 "2012-12-11T05:00:13Z")

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Boy, what could have _possibly_ happened to you, to turn you into such a sourpuss?!

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**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2535 "2012-12-11T05:20:17Z")

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See that clock on the wall? In five minutes you are not going to believe what I’ve told you.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2536 "2012-12-11T05:34:08Z")

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I love you, Honey Bunny.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2537 "2012-12-11T05:41:26Z")

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Roger dearest, I want you to know that I love you. I love you more than any woman’s ever loved a rabbit.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2538 "2012-12-11T09:13:58Z")

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Now Yolanda, we’re not gonna do anything stupid, are we?

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2539 "2012-12-11T16:08:58Z")

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What are you talking about? I’m doing this for you. I’m turning this apartment into your showplace.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2540 "2012-12-11T16:10:21Z")

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Don’t. Just… don’t.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2541 "2012-12-11T19:40:27Z")

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Paul, you have to channel all this nice grief into a murderous rage.

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