# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 131
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2602 "2012-12-19T04:13:18Z")
Where can I get some damn bait? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2603 "2012-12-19T05:35:06Z")
It’s easier to steal what you want than it is to earn it. ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2604 "2012-12-19T14:31:01Z")
I want it all quickly 'cause I don’t want God to stop and think and wonder if I’m getting more than my share. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2605 "2012-12-19T14:52:08Z")
Close your mouth, Michael. We are not a codfish. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2606 "2012-12-19T15:08:56Z")
Encounter with highly abnormal shark-like fish! Ten meters in length! Irregular markings! ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2607 "2012-12-19T15:53:50Z")
You see, it has classic lines, but it still has the simplicity of the modern. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2608 "2012-12-19T18:53:18Z")
I don’t get this camouflage thing, you get in the jungle _and I can’t see you_…if you are going to fight, CLASH! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2609 "2012-12-20T01:29:17Z")
Cretan camouflage sir. If you want to blend in with a bunch of drunken Greeks there’s nothing better. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2610 "2012-12-20T01:39:07Z")
Have a beer! Don’t cost nothin’. ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2611 "2012-12-20T02:26:48Z")
I had to face it, confront it. It was the only way. I could, and I had to. I took the drink I didn’t want to take. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2612 "2012-12-20T10:30:26Z")
Didn’t you used to be Eddie Valiant? Or did you change your name to Jack Daniels? (I didn’t get that joke when I was seven years old, seeing the movie for the first time.) ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2613 "2012-12-20T16:26:17Z")
Who are you then? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2614 "2012-12-20T16:50:56Z")
The name’s Bond. James Bond. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2615 "2012-12-20T17:22:03Z")
Do you have a kiss for Daddy? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2616 "2012-12-20T17:55:41Z")
Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown. ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2617 "2012-12-20T21:06:09Z")
Well maybe when I’m through with her, I’m gonna come after you. Maybe when I’m done humping her, I’m gonna come hump you! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2618 "2012-12-20T21:25:22Z")
_grabs by the lapels_ If you ever disrespect my wife again, I will **end** you. I will fucking end you. You got that, chief? ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2619 "2012-12-20T21:58:57Z")
You’re getting jealous! You’re getting jealous I can tell! What is it with me that men all the time want to possess me? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2620 "2012-12-20T22:43:35Z")
Well… you don’t know how hard it is being a _man…_ looking at a woman looking the way you do. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2621 "2012-12-20T23:59:23Z")
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