# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 135
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2682 "2012-12-29T05:03:12Z")
That’s not gonna happen. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2683 "2012-12-29T08:10:58Z")
Hey, anybody come at you yet? Anybody get to you yet? Hey, we all need friends in here. I could be a friend to you. Hey… Hard to get. I like that… ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2684 "2012-12-29T18:34:22Z")
Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2685 "2012-12-30T03:19:19Z")
You talkin’ to me? ---
**Author:** ![oft\_wears\_hats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@oft\_wears\_hats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oft_wears_hats)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2686 "2012-12-30T06:45:20Z")
Hey! I’m talkin’ at you! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2687 "2012-12-30T06:49:43Z")
I’m just afraid that you’re going to burn in Hell for all this. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2688 "2012-12-30T17:47:13Z")
But, dude, we’re already dead. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2689 "2012-12-31T03:33:42Z")
How the hell do you make amends with someone who’s already dead? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2690 "2012-12-31T04:11:07Z")
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2691 "2012-12-31T07:18:32Z")
In every class, there’s always one joker who thinks that he’s smarter than me. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2692 "2012-12-31T19:32:37Z")
And as you can see, I’m a lot happier. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2693 "2012-12-31T21:38:17Z")
You gonna look funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no fucking teeth! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2694 "2013-01-02T09:22:02Z")
Am I in your _way?_ ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2695 "2013-01-02T13:55:25Z")
Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2696 "2013-01-03T05:39:08Z")
Whichever you please, my lady. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2697 "2013-01-03T08:37:17Z")
Well sure, it’s big enough. But look at the _location!_ ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2698 "2013-01-03T08:42:44Z")
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2699 "2013-01-03T15:45:06Z")
I think I feel a song coming on… ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2700 "2013-01-03T15:57:34Z")
The only hit that comes out of a Helen Lawson show is Helen Lawson, and that’s ME, baby, remember? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2701 "2013-01-04T05:06:54Z")
OK, I believe you. That’s why I’m gonna let you go. _beat_ I’m gonna give you 'til the count of three to get your lousy, lying, no-good four-flushing carcass OUT THAT DOOR! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882.md?page=134) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882.md?page=136)