# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 140
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2783 "2013-03-15T09:34:14Z")
Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2784 "2013-03-15T19:21:21Z")
Die! Die! Why won’t you die? Why won’t you die? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2785 "2013-03-18T05:27:54Z")
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2786 "2013-03-18T06:06:11Z")
Such _behavior!_ ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2787 "2013-03-18T12:28:22Z")
Men are shameless. If you’re not thinking with your wiener, then you’re acting directly on its behalf. ---
**Author:** ![EMCEE\_98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5ac83/32.png) [@EMCEE\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EMCEE_98)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2788 "2013-03-18T19:58:11Z")
_It’s swell to have a stiffy, it’s divine to have a dick, from the tiniest little todger, to the world’s biggest prick!_ ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2789 "2013-03-18T21:59:53Z")
Vagina, vagina, vagina. Does that word do anything for you? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2790 "2013-03-19T04:16:27Z")
I know what goes where, and why. ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2791 "2013-03-19T07:41:51Z")
I want to discover why I know what’s right and still do what’s wrong. I wanna discover what happiness is … and what value there is in suffering. I want to discover why men go to war. And what they really say deep in their hearts when they pray to God. I want to discover what it is that men and women feel when they say they love. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2792 "2013-03-19T10:49:11Z")
I figured since I’ve waxed Tony and Marco and his friend here, I figured you and Karl and Franco might be a little lonely, so I wanted to give you a call. ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2793 "2013-03-20T22:44:50Z")
Dad, I am not going to have phone sex with you and mom! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2794 "2013-03-20T23:01:07Z")
Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don’t be ticklin’ or nothin’. ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2795 "2013-03-20T23:14:23Z")
Hey! What do you need, a brick wall to fall on your head? Resting! It’s a euphemism for not interested… Skinny! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2796 "2013-03-24T07:39:57Z")
My problem is, I got a fifty-year-old lust and a three-year-old dinky. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2797 "2013-03-24T11:57:47Z")
A healthy person is someone who expresses what they’re feeling inside. Express, not repress. ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2798 "2013-03-24T22:24:58Z")
When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it’s not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don’t know why. I would just kinda… sit around all day… and draw pictures of dicks. ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2799 "2013-03-25T02:25:27Z")
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2800 "2013-03-25T05:46:43Z")
Are you drunk or something? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2801 "2013-03-25T17:03:45Z")
Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/2802 "2013-03-27T02:11:49Z")
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