# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JohnM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/848f3c/32.png) [@JohnM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnM)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/3464 "2013-07-02T22:27:57Z")

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You said I was a horse, and animal!

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/3465 "2013-07-02T22:58:06Z")

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They’re animals anyway, so let them lose their souls.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/3466 "2013-07-03T01:22:21Z")

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Well, things didn’t work out. Moreau wanted to turn animals into humans and humans into gods. But it’s instinct and reason, instinct and reason. What’s reason to a dog?

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/3467 "2013-07-03T11:43:13Z")

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Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/3468 "2013-07-03T11:52:24Z")

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He killed eighty people in two days.

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/3469 "2013-07-03T11:55:33Z")

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I don’t know. He _is_ a legend. One of the biggest stars ever. He’s one of a kind. A guy like this is irreplaceable. Replace him, Leo.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/3470 "2013-07-03T12:06:25Z")

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Now, I’m going to turn you over to our demon press agent, Libby. Don’t let him frighten you. He has a heart of gold… only harder.

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/3471 "2013-07-03T14:33:18Z")

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Neely hasn’t got that hard core like me. She never learned to roll with the punches. And in this business they come left, right and below the belt.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/3472 "2013-07-03T14:39:48Z")

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This guy don’t just want to win, you know. He wants to bury you, he wants to humiliate you, he wants to prove to the whole world that you was nothing but some kind of a… a freak the first time out.

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/3473 "2013-07-03T14:57:35Z")

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Yeah, well he’s lucky I don’t rip off his head and shit down his goddamn neck!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/3474 "2013-07-03T15:03:51Z")

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nm

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/3475 "2013-07-03T15:04:43Z")

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I wouldn’t shit you. You’re my favorite turd!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/3476 "2013-07-03T15:13:28Z")

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Every spring, the toilets explode.

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/3477 "2013-07-03T15:23:43Z")

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Will, uh, how would you like to be Permanent Latrine Orderly?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/3478 "2013-07-03T15:27:31Z")

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Those words mean so much to a man who scrubs garbage cans.

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**Author:** ![JohnM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/848f3c/32.png) [@JohnM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnM)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/3479 "2013-07-03T20:45:54Z")

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I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/3480 "2013-07-03T20:49:21Z")

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I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances I’ll settle for anywhere.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/3481 "2013-07-04T01:26:45Z")

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It’s better than the last thing we had: Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/3482 "2013-07-04T12:23:04Z")

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I like a guy with quick moves and speed. I ain’t gonna hunt with no assholes.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/3483 "2013-07-04T13:26:29Z")

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You were in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG28?

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