# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 291
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/5804 "2014-02-24T01:04:31Z")
I Hate My Husband Pie… You take bittersweet chocolate and don’t sweeten it. You make it into a pudding and drown it in caramel . Earl Murders Me Because I’m Having An Affair Pie… You smash blackberries and raspberries into a chocolate crust / I Can’t Have No Affair Because It’s Wrong And I Don’t Want Earl To Kill Me Pie… Vanilla custard with banana. Hold the banana. Pregnant Miserable Self Pitying Loser Pie… Lumpy oatmeal with fruitcake mashed in. Flambé of course. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/5805 "2014-02-24T01:55:31Z")
You want another life? Then take me! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/5806 "2014-02-24T02:50:11Z")
Heaven can wait. ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/5807 "2014-02-24T02:55:27Z")
Is this heaven? It’s Iowa. Iowa? I could have sworn this was heaven. Is there a heaven? Oh yeah. It’s the place where dreams come true. Maybe this is heaven. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/5808 "2014-02-24T04:33:17Z")
Heaven, I’m in Heaven. Heaven, I’m in Heaven. Heaven, I’m in Heaven. ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/5809 "2014-02-24T04:40:51Z")
Why they’s angels. Angels. Just like up in heaven. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/5810 "2014-02-24T04:47:29Z")
Boss. Saw me a mouse go by. ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/5811 "2014-02-24T05:00:00Z")
Hey! Hey! I’m gonna get some too, ain’t I? What makes you think you deserve any? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/5812 "2014-02-24T05:04:29Z")
Remember, Red. Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/5813 "2014-02-24T05:05:37Z")
A big man is ripping your ears off Percy. I’d do as he says. (Wrong movie :D) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/5814 "2014-02-24T05:08:01Z")
I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you’ll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. (Yes but Shawshank is much more quotable IMHO.) ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/5815 "2014-02-24T05:11:43Z")
Can’t put anything over on you. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/5816 "2014-02-24T05:15:44Z")
All I wanted me was a little cornbread! (Shawshank/G Mile quote-off! GO!)😃 ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/5817 "2014-02-24T05:24:54Z")
Get busy living, or get busy dying. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/5818 "2014-02-24T05:26:32Z")
Three grown men… outsmarted by a mouse. ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/5819 "2014-02-24T05:31:13Z")
This is a shocking experience! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/5820 "2014-02-24T05:36:24Z")
Honey, if you don’t tell me what’s on your mind, I’m afraid I’ll have to smother you with a pillow. 😃 (Buddha bailed :() ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/5821 "2014-02-24T05:40:30Z")
Try it! You’ll be on the bread lines before the week is out! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/5822 "2014-02-24T05:45:23Z")
There’s not a day goes by I don’t feel regret. Not because I’m in here, because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try to talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can’t. That kid’s long gone, and this old man is all that’s left. I got to live with that. (Sorry, catching up on emails & stuff.) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/5823 "2014-02-24T05:50:03Z")
On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? That it was my job? My job? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882.md?page=290) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882.md?page=292)