# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 330
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6584 "2014-04-22T01:16:46Z")
Smalls, you mean to tell me you went home, swiped a ball that was signed by Babe Ruth, brought it out here and actually played with it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6585 "2014-04-22T03:33:09Z")
Today (day day day) I consider myself (elf elf elf) the luckiest man (an an an)on the face of this earth (earth earth earth). ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6586 "2014-04-22T04:06:30Z")
Well, I believe in the soul. The cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back. The hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve… and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. ---
**Author:** ![headstone\_hottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f08c70/32.png) [@headstone\_hottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/headstone_hottie)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6587 "2014-04-22T05:11:41Z")
Life sucks. Shit Happens. I’m a student of t-shirts. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6588 "2014-04-22T05:50:10Z")
And some years later I heard that that fella did come up with a bumper sticker slogan, and he made a lot of money off of it. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6589 "2014-04-22T13:35:34Z")
Oh my, oh my. Go sell chocolates you Heidi-motherfuckers, go sell cukoo clocks, we got your gold! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6590 "2014-04-22T14:07:22Z")
Your anagrams are showing, Doctor. Louis Friend? Iron sulfide – also known as fool’s gold. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6591 "2014-04-22T20:49:18Z")
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no “I” in team, but there is an “I” in pie. ---
**Author:** ![headstone\_hottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f08c70/32.png) [@headstone\_hottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/headstone_hottie)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6592 "2014-04-22T21:40:15Z")
I want you to say, “You can eat my pudding.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6593 "2014-04-22T22:50:03Z")
Boy, Bandini, they’re eating in here because they want to. ---
**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6594 "2014-04-22T23:56:20Z")
Try the cock, Albert. It’s a delicacy, and you know where it’s been. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6595 "2014-04-23T02:20:58Z")
Boys have a penis; girls have a vagina. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6596 "2014-04-23T02:33:29Z")
It’s weird, isn’t it? You spend the first nine months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6597 "2014-04-23T15:18:12Z")
Well, he called it the Bermuda Triangle. He said that a man could get lost in there and never be heard from again. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6598 "2014-04-23T18:22:38Z")
Dudes… listen. Our lives suck! Everyone’s nerves are stretched to the max! We’re lost on an island, running from boars and monsters… freakin’ polar bears! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6599 "2014-04-23T18:39:19Z")
Look, there’s two women fucking a polar bear! ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6600 "2014-04-23T23:36:11Z")
Stu, throw him a bone! Doug already said his dad would pay for everything he eats and everything breaks. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6601 "2014-04-23T23:38:39Z")
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6602 "2014-04-24T01:06:00Z")
What an excellent day for an exorcism. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6603 "2014-04-24T02:10:56Z")
This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China – and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman’s Sporting Goods. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882.md?page=329) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882.md?page=331)