# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6864 "2014-05-19T22:32:08Z")

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I was just wondering if you could tell me, um, if you thought drugs and alcohol would make me a better writer.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6865 "2014-05-20T02:38:00Z")

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A writer writes, always.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6866 "2014-05-20T02:48:49Z")

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6867 "2014-05-20T03:00:30Z")

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That’s a fact, Jack!

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6868 "2014-05-20T13:31:40Z")

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No, sir, just a little anxious to get up there and whup E.T.'s ass, that’s all.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6869 "2014-05-20T17:59:34Z")

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\*But what is evil anyway?  
Is there reason to the rhyme?  
Without evil there can be no good  
So it must be good to be evil sometimes!

Up there - there is so much room  
Where babies burp and flowers bloom  
Everyone dreams, I can dream too

Up there - up where the skies are ocean blue  
I can be safe and live without a care  
Live without a care…  
If only I could live up there!\*

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6870 "2014-05-20T18:09:28Z")

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I’m telling you this guy is protected from up on high by the Prince of Darkness.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6871 "2014-05-20T20:26:40Z")

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Hundreds of guys depended on Paulie and he got a piece of everything they made. And it was tribute, just like in the old country, except they were doing it here in America. And all they got from Paulie was protection from other guys looking to rip them off. And that’s what it’s all about. That’s what the FBI could never understand. That what Paulie and the organization does is offer protection for people who can’t go to the cops. That’s it. That’s all it is. They’re like the police department for wiseguys.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6872 "2014-05-20T22:47:36Z")

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Oh, a wise guy, huh?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6873 "2014-05-20T23:06:07Z")

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Oh, they’ll find some dumb son of a bitch to bring it up.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6874 "2014-05-21T05:28:46Z")

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It’s not easy being a cast-iron bitch. It takes discipline, and years of training. A lot of people don’t appreciate that.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6875 "2014-05-21T14:16:06Z")

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I’ve worked too hard for too long to get here, and I’m not risking it all for someone who got lucky, got it?

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6876 "2014-05-21T17:23:01Z")

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In my experience, there’s no such thing as luck.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6877 "2014-05-21T17:24:08Z")

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Never tell me the odds.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6878 "2014-05-21T17:32:10Z")

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As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we’ve done, and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. Out of curiosity, why do you ask?

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**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6879 "2014-05-21T19:50:44Z")

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I don’t remember askin’ you a goddamn thing! You were saying?

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6880 "2014-05-21T19:54:04Z")

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Just looking for what’s coming…

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6881 "2014-05-21T20:16:19Z")

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Where did you come up with the scratch for that? You’ve been rolling fags in the Village again, haven’t you?

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6882 "2014-05-21T20:19:32Z")

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Excuse me for speaking so bluntly sir. But those fags make me want to puke my fucking guts out.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2014, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/6883 "2014-05-22T00:17:14Z")

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And they won’t say nowt about your personality neither. Which is good 'cause you’re basically a bastard. Bollocks to your personality - this is what they’re looking at, right? And I’ll tell you summat, mate. Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is none.

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