# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 354
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/7064 "2014-06-05T23:05:32Z")
On the record let me say just this: the story is totally untrue. On background, I’d like to add that Bob Haldeman is one of the greatest public servants this country has ever had, and the story is a goddamned lie. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/7065 "2014-06-06T00:33:45Z")
You can’t handle the truth. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/7066 "2014-06-06T13:32:41Z")
Is it true what they’re sayin’, he’s some kinda vampire? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/7067 "2014-06-06T13:40:37Z")
I am Count Dracula. I would like a large suite with a bath. I have a reservation. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/7068 "2014-06-06T14:12:53Z")
Count Dracula, allow me to introduce Professor Abraham Van Helsing of London University. He’s a doctor of rare diseases as well as theology and philosophy. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/7069 "2014-06-06T17:00:54Z")
Are you a doctor of medicine or theology? Both, actually. Which may be of service? By all means, medicine first. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/7070 "2014-06-06T17:53:25Z")
I hear Chapel’s an M.D. now. Well I’m gonna need a top nurse, not a doctor who’ll argue every little diagnosis with me. And they probably redesigned the whole sickbay, too! I know engineers, they _love_ to change things. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/7071 "2014-06-06T18:10:26Z")
Good morning, Miss Ratched. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/7072 "2014-06-06T18:10:54Z")
n/m, ninja’d. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/7073 "2014-06-06T18:50:31Z")
I _hate_ pills, very dangerous thing, pills. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/7074 "2014-06-06T19:18:23Z")
You put them in your mouth and swallow! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/7075 "2014-06-06T19:43:41Z")
I don’t know if you know this or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don’t clean it right away. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2014, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/7076 "2014-06-07T04:43:58Z")
I’ve decided what to do with my life. I wanna be a cleaner. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2014, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/7077 "2014-06-07T04:53:57Z")
That’s deep! You’re SO obviously influenced by McKuen. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2014, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/7078 "2014-06-07T06:38:30Z")
There were these two fellars standin’ on a bridge, a-goin’ to the bathroom. One fellar said, “The water’s cold,” and the other fellar said, “The water’s deep.” I believe one fellar come from Arkansas. Get it? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2014, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/7079 "2014-06-07T16:02:20Z")
Hey! I’ve been holding up this here bridge for over an hour so it didn’t fall on you. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2014, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/7080 "2014-06-07T20:15:37Z")
Madness! Madness! ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2014, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/7081 "2014-06-07T20:49:53Z")
Emmeline, do you know why your husband had a nervous breakdown? It’s because he has sunk $40,000, including $15,000 of my money into a company that makes seaweed for people to eat. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2014, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/7082 "2014-06-08T02:57:32Z")
Governor Santini is brought to you today by Soylent Red, and Soylent Yellow. And new, delicious, Soylent Green: The “miracle food” of high energy plankton, gathered from the oceans of the world. Due to its enormous popularity, Soylent Green is in short supply – so remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2014, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/7083 "2014-06-08T18:48:45Z")
I will be returning to Virginia, where I have been asked to serve as governor. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882.md?page=353) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882.md?page=355)