# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/761 "2012-08-16T23:14:34Z")
I could hardly piss straight with fear. Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who’d taken a dislike to me. What had I done to offend him? I don’t consciously offend big men like this. And this one has a decided imbalance of hormone in him. Get any more masculine than him and you’d have to live up a tree. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/762 "2012-08-16T23:43:24Z")
I’m a lumberjack, and I’m okay; I sleep all night and I work all day. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/763 "2012-08-17T00:14:47Z")
You know, I once read an interesting book which said that most people lost in the wilds, they die of shame. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/764 "2012-08-17T01:07:32Z")
You haven’t got lost in the woods, have ya? Your last report was more than 2 weeks ago. I’m starting to doubt your resolve! The way I see it, it’s time to terminate the mission. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/765 "2012-08-17T01:26:13Z")
Go on ahead. I’m just gonna stay here and listen to the wind a while, okay? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/766 "2012-08-17T01:54:21Z")
I’m sorry I farted into your purse… ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/767 "2012-08-17T02:01:47Z")
I think I sharted. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/768 "2012-08-17T02:09:57Z")
…I love you, I love you! ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/769 "2012-08-17T02:13:09Z")
In the course of this evening, you have demonstrated most of your excremental bodily functions. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/770 "2012-08-17T02:14:45Z")
You better pay for that pee-stick when you’re done with it. Don’t think it’s yours just because you marked it with your urine! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/771 "2012-08-17T03:12:52Z")
How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/772 "2012-08-17T03:22:07Z")
Meet me in the bedroom in five minutes and bring a cattle prod. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/773 "2012-08-17T03:25:09Z")
Dr Brewster tried to seduce several nurses in this unit, claiming to be in the throes of an uncontrollable impulse. Do you know what? I’m going to give every nurse on this floor an electric cattle prod and instruct them to just zap them in his badoobies! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/774 "2012-08-17T04:50:05Z")
You don’t have much choice, Harold. They’re gonna try to make you tell where the money is. You know what kind of people they are. They’re gonna strip you naked and go to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. From Charley Varrick, more than two decades before Pulp Fiction. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/775 "2012-08-17T04:52:30Z")
Everybody likes money. That’s why they call it money! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/776 "2012-08-17T05:11:27Z")
There’s a ninety-five pound Chinese man with a hundred sixty million dollars behind this door. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/777 "2012-08-17T05:20:43Z")
SIXTY MILLION DOLLARS?! Who do you think you kidnapped, Chelsea Clinton?! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/778 "2012-08-17T05:28:17Z")
Do I understand this correctly? I’m being marked down? I’ve been kidnapped by K-Mart! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/779 "2012-08-17T05:38:21Z")
STOP IT! _slaps_ Is THIS the only way to get through to you?! Do what you kids do; BUST like a hot water pipe?! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/780 "2012-08-17T06:34:33Z")
Well, hell, you’re just a God-damned coward. Shut up! I won’t have a yellow bastard sitting here, crying in front of these brave men who have been wounded in battle! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882.md?page=38) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882.md?page=40)