# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 401
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/8004 "2014-09-03T19:46:44Z")
No! I will listen NOW! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/8005 "2014-09-03T22:54:28Z")
Conn, Sonar: Crazy Ivan! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/8006 "2014-09-03T22:58:14Z")
One day you will come to Moscow and you will see a clean subway. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/8007 "2014-09-03T23:00:21Z")
Emergency, emergency! Everybody to get from street! ---
**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/8008 "2014-09-04T01:11:50Z")
Marines, we are leaving! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/8009 "2014-09-04T01:45:52Z")
Advance backwards! ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/8010 "2014-09-04T01:49:10Z")
Think about John Wayne, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold doesn’t dance, he can barely walk. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/8011 "2014-09-04T01:56:47Z")
Why don’t I ever dream of Harrison Ford? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/8012 "2014-09-04T01:57:05Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/8013 "2014-09-05T14:26:33Z")
Do you like penicillin on your pizza? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/8014 "2014-09-06T19:45:36Z")
Is this the way it happened? Was Jack the Ripper in fact a sixty-foot sea serpent from Scotland? Did I take this job to make a quick buck? We may never know the answers to these questions. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/8015 "2014-09-06T19:51:25Z")
I may have amnesia, but I’m not stupid! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/8016 "2014-09-06T20:07:36Z")
Well, so far, you’ve given me nothing but a trail of collateral damage from Zurich to Paris. I don’t think I could do much worse. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/8017 "2014-09-06T21:26:10Z")
You better do something you idiot, because in ten minutes; you’re going to have 200 tons of locomotive smashing into Central Station on it’s way to Marshall Fields! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/8018 "2014-09-06T23:08:00Z")
“You! It’s you who bungled it! You and your stupid attempt to buy it! Kemedov found out how valuable it was, no wonder we had such an easy time stealing it. You…you imbecile! You bloated idiot! You stupid fat-head, you!” ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/8019 "2014-09-06T23:26:34Z")
I’ll gouge your right eye out with my thumb, I shit you not, you little freak! Now, will you get down here? I’m gonna punch you in the eye till it turns to jelly! I’ll stab you with forks till you bleed, how bout that? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/8020 "2014-09-06T23:32:40Z")
Oh, I’m gonna have your job, shithead. I’m goin’ downtown, I’m gonna talk to Mitch and Murray, I’m going to Limkin! I don’t care whose nephew you are, who you know, whose dick you’re suckin’ on, you’re goin’ out. I swear to you, you’re goin’. Anyone in this office lives on his wits. What you’re hired for is to help us. Does that seem clear to you? To help us, NOT to fuck us up. To help men who are going out there to try to earn a living, you fairy, you company man. I’ll tell you somethin’ else; I hope you ripped the joint off, I could tell our friend here a little something might help him to catch you. You wanna learn the first rule? You’d know if you ever spent a day in your life: **You never open your mouth till you know what the shot is!** You fucking child! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/8021 "2014-09-06T23:37:09Z")
Will you two just shut the fuck up? If either of you assholes had two-thousand dollars, I’d kill you both. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/8022 "2014-09-06T23:37:55Z")
Amanda mentioned you had a dark side. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/8023 "2014-09-07T03:21:15Z")
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