# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/821 "2012-08-17T20:44:50Z")
People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/822 "2012-08-17T20:51:45Z")
Sure, that and a pair of testicles. ---
**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/823 "2012-08-17T21:05:31Z")
You’re using coconuts! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/824 "2012-08-17T23:03:28Z")
I wonder if they serve coconut milk on submarines… ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/825 "2012-08-17T23:15:14Z")
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/826 "2012-08-17T23:40:40Z")
I swallowed a big June bug when we were driving. I’m not really hungry. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/827 "2012-08-18T00:10:17Z")
Real life is a shit sandwich and every day you gotta take another bite. [URL=“[Dudes (1987) - Quotes - IMDb](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092933/quotes?qt0392557)”] ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/828 "2012-08-18T00:12:58Z")
I’d love to kiss you but I just washed my hair. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/829 "2012-08-18T00:31:30Z")
I’d rather kiss a Wookie. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/830 "2012-08-18T00:59:20Z")
But, all things being equal, I’d rather be in Philadelphia. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/831 "2012-08-18T01:32:38Z")
Just think, any other city in the world and you’d still be a virgin. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/832 "2012-08-18T01:34:02Z")
Grandmother, this is the virgin Connie Swail. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/833 "2012-08-18T01:53:16Z")
She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/834 "2012-08-18T02:28:58Z")
He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time! Players couldn’t get a drink at the table! What’s the matter with you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/835 "2012-08-18T05:40:43Z")
You talkin’ to ME? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/836 "2012-08-18T05:48:52Z")
I can’t understand what you’re sayin’! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/837 "2012-08-18T05:54:12Z")
Hold on a second, I can’t hear you… SHHHHHHHHHHHH! I’m TRYING to use the PHONE! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/838 "2012-08-18T05:58:47Z")
Hey, man! Didn’t anybody tell you this is a private party? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/839 "2012-08-18T06:04:01Z")
I’ll be back. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/840 "2012-08-18T06:21:50Z")
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