# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 482
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2015, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/9624 "2015-07-18T11:07:30Z")
Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2015, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/9625 "2015-07-18T11:29:06Z")
I’m lucky the parole came trough, but I was gonna get out one way or the other. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2015, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/9626 "2015-07-18T14:26:10Z")
That would be harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/9627 "2015-07-19T01:50:39Z")
I’ll do anything the Master asks, anything but get crucified. You know why? Have you ever seen anyone on a cross after two days? You know what they look like? They don’t even have eyes. The crows come and suck out your eyes. And after that, you know what? Dogs come and rip your feet off. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/9628 "2015-07-19T01:58:34Z")
Oh my God… you’re rabid! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/9629 "2015-07-19T03:54:52Z")
Oh, my Christ. The big mouse expert. The Mouse Man. You see it foaming at the mouth, Mouse Man? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/9630 "2015-07-19T20:23:44Z")
New mouse in the house. Never saw him before. Visitor, visitor! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/9631 "2015-07-19T23:11:32Z")
[In the voice of a cartoon mouse]: I’m the mascot of an evil corporation! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/9632 "2015-07-20T13:04:40Z")
150 years ago, the business corporation was a relatively insignificant institution. Today, it is all-pervasive. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/9633 "2015-07-20T13:48:52Z")
What is this, your farewell speech? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/9634 "2015-07-20T17:09:27Z")
Waiting for a king to apologize, one can wait a rather long wait. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/9635 "2015-07-21T02:09:33Z")
Who’s that then? I dunno, must be a king. Why? He hasn’t got shit all over him. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/9636 "2015-07-21T02:12:01Z")
The garbage chute is a really wonderful idea. What an incredible smell you’ve discovered! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/9637 "2015-07-21T11:27:27Z")
My God, this place literally smells like feces. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/9638 "2015-07-21T13:10:06Z")
Poop. You poopmouth, with poop out of your mouth! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/9639 "2015-07-21T13:40:25Z")
You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/9640 "2015-07-21T13:43:55Z")
Shut the fuck up, Donny! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/9641 "2015-07-21T14:47:33Z")
Can I finish? The fact is that we Canadians are quite surprised by your outrage. Can I finish? Hello? Can I-- can I finish? The United States has graphic violence on television all the time. We can’t believe that a movie with some foul language would piss you off so much. Can I finish? Please, can I finish?! _[long pause]_ Okay, I’m finished. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2015, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/9642 "2015-07-22T13:04:05Z")
Can I interest you in some dessert? Don’t you always? What would you like? Surprise me! ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2015, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/9643 "2015-07-22T13:41:50Z")
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