# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/981 "2012-08-22T01:28:03Z")
Don’t trust his lies. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/982 "2012-08-22T01:37:12Z")
I see dead people. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/983 "2012-08-22T01:39:08Z")
But they are not dead, really. They’re just backing away from life. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/984 "2012-08-22T01:43:25Z")
My mother’s been fucking a dead guy for years. I call him Dad. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/985 "2012-08-22T02:14:51Z")
You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they’ll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/986 "2012-08-22T02:18:35Z")
All dogs go to Heaven. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/987 "2012-08-22T02:20:29Z")
Somewhere out there, beneath a clear blue sky… ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/988 "2012-08-22T03:08:35Z")
On a clear day, you can see forever. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/989 "2012-08-22T03:09:44Z")
Que sera, sera; whatever will be, will be, ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/990 "2012-08-22T03:10:26Z")
Mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/991 "2012-08-22T03:14:41Z")
Ah, chocolates, hmm! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/992 "2012-08-22T03:16:36Z")
You were very, very bad to wake Mommie up like that ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/993 "2012-08-22T03:23:06Z")
I … I can’t help it! I have this … _crazy desire_ for you! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/994 "2012-08-22T03:40:50Z")
As you wish. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/995 "2012-08-22T03:50:01Z")
Now, if there’s one thing you can be sure of, it’s that nothing is more powerful than a young boy’s wish. Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns AND missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/996 "2012-08-22T04:01:39Z")
HA! Do your worst! ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/997 "2012-08-22T04:06:37Z")
Fuck you, man! Where’s Jerry? I gave simple fucking instructions! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/998 "2012-08-22T04:11:50Z")
Now go do that voodoo that you do so well! ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/999 "2012-08-22T05:48:29Z")
Oh that’s right, Private Pyle, don’t make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1000 "2012-08-22T07:45:25Z")
Will you shut the fuck up ?! There is no bugle program, you sizzle-dick motherfucker ! Who do you think you are, some kind of Kenny G or some shit? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882.md?page=49) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882.md?page=51)