# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 509
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10164 "2015-10-11T00:59:28Z")
Wouldn’t you prefer a nice game of chess? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10165 "2015-10-11T01:13:25Z")
“No.” “THEN… DIEEEEEEE!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10166 "2015-10-11T01:14:56Z")
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10167 "2015-10-11T01:28:11Z")
“I had a dream, six months ago, that I would go to a place where I could eat as much as I want, and now I’m here!” “Do you think you were dreaming about this place?” “No, I think I was dreaming about Sizzler. There was one a block from my house.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10168 "2015-10-11T16:41:05Z")
Can I have one guess? All-you-can-eat barbecue rib night at the Sizzler. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10169 "2015-10-12T00:06:53Z")
Shooter! Great to hear from you! You wanna go to the Sizzler and get some grub? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10170 "2015-10-12T00:49:06Z")
Can I give you two guys a friendly piece of advice, okay? Don’t ever go up to the drive-thru, okay? Always walk up to the counter. You know why? They FUCK you at the drive-thru! Okay?! They FUCK you at the drive-thru! They know you’re gonna be miles away before you find out you got FUCKED! Okay?! They know you’re not gonna turn around and go back. So they don’t care. Who gets fucked? Oh, Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don’t give a fuck! I’m not eatin’ this tuna! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10171 "2015-10-12T00:51:03Z")
…and a Diet Coke, please. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10172 "2015-10-12T12:58:06Z")
I wanna lose three pounds. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10173 "2015-10-12T15:48:54Z")
I’ve been to… ten different fat farms in, God, I don’t know how many years, and I lost a total, a total of six pounds. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10174 "2015-10-12T19:25:15Z")
That’s a big Twinkie. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10175 "2015-10-12T19:38:58Z")
Where can I buy them? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10176 "2015-10-12T21:17:04Z")
Do you know the restaurant in San Francisco? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10177 "2015-10-12T21:34:02Z")
Do you know… the Muffin Man? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2015, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10178 "2015-10-13T11:01:07Z")
Congratulations San Francisco, you’ve ruined pizza! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2015, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10179 "2015-10-13T14:14:05Z")
Do you like penicillin on your pizza? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2015, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10180 "2015-10-13T15:21:34Z")
Wise man say: “Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10181 "2015-10-14T01:08:42Z")
Oh, and no anchovies. I said NO anchovies. You put anchovies on this thing and you’re in BIG trouble, okay?! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10182 "2015-10-14T02:23:52Z")
What the hell do you think Leona really puts in that pizza? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10183 "2015-10-14T02:41:55Z")
And it _melts_, God forgive me, it melts ever so slowly on your tongue, and tortures you with pleasure. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882.md?page=508) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882.md?page=510)