# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 517
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10324 "2015-11-02T23:21:28Z")
No thank you, I take it black. Like my men. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10325 "2015-11-02T23:52:58Z")
You ever seen a grown man naked? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2015, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10326 "2015-11-03T00:40:03Z")
No. Have you? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2015, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10327 "2015-11-03T18:25:55Z")
Search me. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2015, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10328 "2015-11-03T21:25:23Z")
We are all naked in the eyes of the Lord. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10329 "2015-11-04T08:18:03Z")
Marian, look at me. You don’t have any panties on! What do you think you are, one of your goddamn paintings? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10330 "2015-11-04T13:23:35Z")
Paint me like one of your French girls. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10331 "2015-11-04T13:49:02Z")
If you’re a real painter, you’ll paint because you can’t live without painting. You’ll paint till you die. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10332 "2015-11-04T13:54:27Z")
In Ephesus, you juggle or die! ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10333 "2015-11-04T14:40:10Z")
Well, there’s a nice-looking young man over there. Hi, how’d ya die? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10334 "2015-11-04T16:59:05Z")
They tore my legs off and they threw them over there. Then they took my chest out and they threw it over there. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10335 "2015-11-04T17:52:51Z")
Here’s a thought. Maybe he’s willing to go to the world to come, but if he’s stuck here on this earth, I know one thing that no man wants to go through life without. Make like a mohel, huh? Finish his bris. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10336 "2015-11-05T02:27:44Z")
I am a good man. I am. But I’m not a rabbi. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10337 "2015-11-05T02:55:53Z")
We all know that you are news, but are you king? King of the Jews? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10338 "2015-11-05T03:27:01Z")
Oh I’m the king, I’m the king, I’m the king of Memphis, Tennessee… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10339 "2015-11-05T03:30:24Z")
It’s good to be the king. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10340 "2015-11-05T10:41:20Z")
Diplomatic immunity! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10341 "2015-11-05T12:05:31Z")
We are beyond diplomacy now, Allfather. You’ll get what he came for: war, and death. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10342 "2015-11-05T16:14:03Z")
Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10343 "2015-11-05T18:05:47Z")
You’re looking at a man who is not walking through the valley of the shadow of death. He’s galloping into it. At the same time, the business he built with his own hands and head has been commandeered by a couple of cheap pirates. Oh, yes! I almost forgot. My daughter’s fallen in love with Death. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882.md?page=516) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882.md?page=518)