# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10744 "2015-12-26T19:06:46Z")

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Next Saturday night, we’re sending you back to the future!

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10745 "2015-12-26T20:36:43Z")

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When you get to New Year’s Eve, 1954, let me know.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10746 "2015-12-27T05:46:52Z")

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On August 29th 1997, it’s gonna feel pretty fucking real to you, too. Anybody not wearing 2,000,000 sunblock is gonna have a real bad day, get it?

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10747 "2015-12-27T06:15:01Z")

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Five billion people died in 1996 and 1997. Almost the entire population of the world. Only 1% of us survived.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10748 "2015-12-28T02:03:17Z")

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Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10749 "2015-12-28T02:10:26Z")

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Candygram for Mongo.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10750 "2015-12-28T23:46:38Z")

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I passed through the seven layers of the Candy Cane forest.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10751 "2015-12-29T00:17:03Z")

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It’s obvious, Grumpy Bear. They got the Rainbow Rescue Beam working.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10752 "2015-12-29T01:12:59Z")

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I hope the old man got that tractor beam out of commission, or this is going to be a real short trip. Okay, hit it!

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10753 "2015-12-29T02:07:11Z")

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“Let’s see what she’s got,” said the captain. And then we found out, didn’t we?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10754 "2015-12-29T12:52:44Z")

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You’ve come to the wrong shop for anarchy brother.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10755 "2015-12-29T22:03:25Z")

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I bought a suit. You seen it. Now it’s covered in mud. This town doesn’t have a one hour cleaner, so I had to buy a new suit. Except the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu. You get that? The whole store got the flu! So I had to get this in a second hand store. So, it’s either wear the leather jacket, which I know you hate, or this. So, I wore this – _ridiculous_ thing – for you.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10756 "2015-12-29T23:02:37Z")

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We got elegance  
If you ain’t got elegance  
You can never ever carry it off

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10757 "2015-12-29T23:55:56Z")

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I’ll be there, putting on my top hat.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10758 "2015-12-30T00:19:13Z")

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Sure it was motivated. The guy in the hat killed the other guy in the hat.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10759 "2015-12-30T03:15:20Z")

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“Where is he?”

“Who?”

“Calvin Kline.”

_“Who?”_

“The guy in the hat! Where is he?”

“Oh! He went that way. I think he took your wallet! I think he took his wallet.”

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10760 "2015-12-30T12:25:31Z")

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I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10761 "2015-12-30T17:32:32Z")

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Igor, help me with the bags.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10762 "2015-12-30T17:47:35Z")

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Soitenly. You take the blonde, I’ll take the one in the toiben.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/10763 "2015-12-30T18:30:07Z")

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“What about you, wiseass? Was there or wasn’t there a woman? What the hell do I have to do, take you downstairs to a private room and ask you?”  
“He’s deaf. You have to be facing him.”  
“Aw, Jesus. Alright, no more bullshit! Was there or wasn’t there a woman?”  
“Are you serious?”  
“Yes, I’m goddamn serious.”  
“Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?”  
“What the hell is he talking about?”  
“He reads lips. You’re talking too fast.”  
“Was… there… a… wo… man… pre… sent?”  
“Yes… There… was… a… wo… man… pre… sent.”  
“Why is he talking like that?”  
“Because… he’s… deaf… not… stu… pid.”

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