# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 54
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1061 "2012-08-23T01:55:29Z")
Hi. How are you? My name’s Elliot, and I’m with the Cub Scouts of America. We’re… we’re selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1062 "2012-08-23T02:32:10Z")
Then there’s long term costs- such as waste disposal. I don’t know if you’re familiar with who runs that business, but I assure you it’s not the Boy Scouts. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1063 "2012-08-23T03:57:31Z")
That was pretty fucking trippy… ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1064 "2012-08-23T04:01:25Z")
Oh… Ho ho ho! Wow, Man! You just did the most acid I’ve ever seen anybody eat in my life! Jeez, I hope you’re not busy for about a month. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1065 "2012-08-23T04:04:24Z")
I feel the universe functioning perfectly but I’m still perfectly locked inside myself. Instead of oneness, I feel isolation. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1066 "2012-08-23T04:05:30Z")
Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, ‘cause I’ll kill the motherfucker, know what I’m sayin’? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1067 "2012-08-23T04:20:20Z")
Yes, and that’s what I’m going to tell this asshole right now. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1068 "2012-08-23T04:22:20Z")
Sheeeeeeeeit. [Golly!] ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1069 "2012-08-23T04:24:52Z")
Help me, Obi-wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1070 "2012-08-23T04:33:05Z")
You must learn the ways of the Force, if you’re to come with me to Alderaan. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1071 "2012-08-23T04:34:59Z")
The Force gives you power over weak minds! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1072 "2012-08-23T04:37:14Z")
Don’t underestimate the Force. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1073 "2012-08-23T04:39:55Z")
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1074 "2012-08-23T04:50:29Z")
Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1075 "2012-08-23T04:51:45Z")
**Schwartzes!** Hast Du in dein Leben gesehen? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1076 "2012-08-23T04:54:53Z")
Don’t you have the schwartz too? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1077 "2012-08-23T04:59:08Z")
Oooooh, Dark! Your helmet is so … BIG! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1078 "2012-08-23T05:10:31Z")
You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let’s see how well you handle it. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1079 "2012-08-23T10:00:58Z")
Here’s what I heard: “Blah blah blah, science, science, science, BIGGER!” And bigger… is better! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1080 "2012-08-23T10:29:12Z")
Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are… gifted? [sound of zipper opening] Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882.md?page=53) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882.md?page=55)