# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/12024 "2016-08-03T16:12:36Z")

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Being a fake is what I do best.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/12025 "2016-08-03T20:23:56Z")

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And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable… I simply am not there.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/12026 "2016-08-03T20:25:36Z")

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One at a time, people, one at a time. One at a time. EECOM, is this an instrumentation problem or are we looking at real power loss here?

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/12027 "2016-08-04T00:57:04Z")

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Have you recently had a close encounter?

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/12028 "2016-08-04T06:29:58Z")

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Now that’s what I call a close encounter.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/12029 "2016-08-04T15:09:53Z")

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I’ll call that a big yes.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2016, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/12030 "2016-08-05T00:12:50Z")

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You gotta be fuckin’ kidding.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2016, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/12031 "2016-08-05T01:32:10Z")

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I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2016, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/12032 "2016-08-05T02:46:25Z")

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I just find it hard to believe that you’re a man.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2016, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/12033 "2016-08-05T03:17:37Z")

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You don’t know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2016, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/12034 "2016-08-05T17:53:53Z")

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Oh I know what y’all really want is some gross, caricature of a woman to prove some idiotic point that power makes a woman masculine, or masculine women are ugly. Well shame on you for letting a man do that, or any man that does that.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2016, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/12035 "2016-08-05T22:39:44Z")

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Who ever told you that you could work with men?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/12036 "2016-08-06T13:57:01Z")

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Sonar’s working, Captain. The Russian disappeared. One minute, he was steady 4000 yards off the bow, and then he was gone. And for a second, I thought I heard… I thought I heard singing, sir.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/12037 "2016-08-06T18:32:19Z")

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What would the Russians be doing on United States of America island?

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2016, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/12038 "2016-08-07T04:38:49Z")

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Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/12039 "2016-08-08T17:52:52Z")

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Woooo!! Marv, I just bagged the elephant!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/12040 "2016-08-08T19:46:01Z")

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You’ve got six people and an elephant risking their lives so that you can go home with a clear conscience.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/12041 "2016-08-09T22:39:26Z")

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He’s my conscience. He tells me what’s right and wrong.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/12042 "2016-08-09T22:57:13Z")

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The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That’s pride fucking with you. _Fuck_ pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2016, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/12043 "2016-08-10T02:02:14Z")

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Listen, you little prick. Twenty bucks wouldn’t buy you a good night kiss.

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