# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 62
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1221 "2012-08-28T08:35:44Z")
You will, I trust, excuse me if I do not join you but I have already dined, and I never drink… wine. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1222 "2012-08-28T11:08:27Z")
Go home, Prince. Drink some wine, make love to your wife. Tomorrow, we’ll have our war. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1223 "2012-08-28T15:54:29Z")
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow! ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1224 "2012-08-28T17:03:10Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow! I know. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1225 "2012-08-28T17:06:03Z")
Yeah, you know shit. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1226 "2012-08-28T18:51:48Z")
Shit … Shinola … oh, yeah! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1227 "2012-08-28T18:58:17Z")
And now, as is our annual custom, each citizen of San Marcos will come up here and present his Excellency with his weight in horse manure. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1228 "2012-08-28T20:53:22Z")
Guano! They have Guano! ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1229 "2012-08-28T21:26:58Z")
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1230 "2012-08-28T22:08:50Z")
How about two snakes coming together over a black sun? A magnificent standard! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1231 "2012-08-29T01:49:07Z")
Good. Keep your snake in its cage for 72 hours. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1232 "2012-08-29T02:44:03Z")
Brick, are you saying that there’s a party in your pants and that I’m invited? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1233 "2012-08-29T03:43:49Z")
Listen, Rob, would you have sex with me? Because I want to feel something else than this. It either that, or I go home and put my hand in the fire. Unless you want to stub cigarettes out on my arm. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1234 "2012-08-29T04:09:38Z")
No more of that talk or I’ll put the fucking leeches on you, understand? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1235 "2012-08-29T08:22:33Z")
Jesus H. bald-headed Christ! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1236 "2012-08-29T14:00:57Z")
You believe in Jesus? You’re gonna meet Him. ---
**Author:** ![Quint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/76d3ee/32.png) [@Quint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quint)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1237 "2012-08-29T15:04:03Z")
It don’t matter to Jesus. But you’re not foolin’ me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don’t fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1238 "2012-08-29T15:24:43Z")
“Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1239 "2012-08-29T15:33:15Z")
I’m serious. If you’re hanging out with women as friends, you’re doing your research in the wrong library. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1240 "2012-08-29T15:38:14Z")
So does every man want to sleep with every woman he meets? Pretty much. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882.md?page=61) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882.md?page=63)