# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1341 "2012-09-04T04:12:51Z")

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The world is made for people who aren’t cursed with self awareness.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1342 "2012-09-04T04:23:06Z")

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I always drink to world peace.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1343 "2012-09-04T04:35:34Z")

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Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1344 "2012-09-04T04:36:55Z")

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This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1345 "2012-09-04T04:55:38Z")

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Hey, hey! Now, don’t you tell me you don’t remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you.

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1346 "2012-09-04T05:34:33Z")

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I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1347 "2012-09-04T05:41:01Z")

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One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1348 "2012-09-04T05:45:12Z")

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Was she a big fat girl?

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1349 "2012-09-04T08:24:05Z")

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Lil’ Kim. She’s phat.

_beat_

Y’know… P-H phat.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1350 "2012-09-04T11:57:02Z")

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I ain’t fat. I’m sexy succulent.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1351 "2012-09-04T12:34:41Z")

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I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1352 "2012-09-04T13:49:17Z")

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You don’t know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1353 "2012-09-04T14:11:02Z")

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You complete me.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1354 "2012-09-04T14:35:44Z")

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Shut up, just shut up. You had me at “hello”.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1355 "2012-09-04T14:41:46Z")

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Oh, THERE’S a big surprise! That’s an incredible… I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die of NOT surprise!

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1356 "2012-09-04T14:47:07Z")

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Goose, even you could get laid in a place like this.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1357 "2012-09-04T15:09:29Z")

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You’re gonna have a family too someday. You’re gonna meet a nice girl, with… with low standards, no real options, or sense of smell.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1358 "2012-09-04T16:44:33Z")

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Shut up and deal!

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1359 "2012-09-04T17:22:53Z")

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Maybe poker’s just not your game, Ike. I know! Let’s have a spelling contest!

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1360 "2012-09-04T17:45:54Z")

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What did you think he had? Does he look like a man beaten by jacks?

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