# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 698
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2017, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/13944 "2017-10-31T20:57:21Z")
[Puberty Love](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsxwwhJ6GrY) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/13945 "2017-11-01T01:26:18Z")
A few months ago, Gary got his first boner. You know what that is? Aw, great! Anyway, since then, he’s been… uh… slappin’ the salami. No offense. Apparently, he’s goin’ for a world record. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/13946 "2017-11-01T01:50:25Z")
Thank heaven for little girls For little girls get Bigger every day ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/13947 "2017-11-02T00:14:55Z")
Thank you for coming back to me. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/13948 "2017-11-03T20:32:22Z")
I knew that divorce was too good to last! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/13949 "2017-11-03T20:52:39Z")
I think about you… and I think about myself and about the future. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2017, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/13950 "2017-11-04T04:49:05Z")
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time; and all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2017, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/13951 "2017-11-04T18:09:25Z")
This is the single worst day of my entire life! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2017, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/13952 "2017-11-05T01:35:42Z")
Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2017, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/13953 "2017-11-05T01:45:41Z")
I love ya, Tomorrow. You’re only a day away. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2017, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/13954 "2017-11-05T19:48:46Z")
Oh. Where you going?.. Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you’re out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh… I think I love him. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2017, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/13955 "2017-11-06T00:47:24Z")
If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2017, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/13956 "2017-11-06T23:53:29Z")
I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2017, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/13957 "2017-11-07T00:12:20Z")
Hel-lo! What do you think you’re doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2017, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/13958 "2017-11-07T18:55:32Z")
My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2017, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/13959 "2017-11-07T19:38:22Z")
People need to see this, you know? It’s gonna be important. People are going to watch this. ---
**Author:** ![Dropo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Dropo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dropo)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2017, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/13960 "2017-11-07T19:42:30Z")
We’re millionaires, boys! I’ll share it with of you! ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/13961 "2017-11-08T00:52:48Z")
There’s more to life than a little money, you know. Don’tcha know that? And here ya are, and it’s a beautiful day. Well. I just don’t understand it. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/13962 "2017-11-08T07:24:37Z")
He say, “Guud idea.” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/13963 "2017-11-08T08:38:12Z")
One day, they brought in a tail gunner who’d been wounded by antiaircraft in a raid over Germany. A splinter of steel had lodged in his brain and all he could say was his name: “Garp.” For medical reasons I couldn’t understand, he also had a constant erection. He deteriorated steadily. Until one day, all he could say was part of his name: “Arp.” It was then that I knew that he wouldn’t last much longer. His erections continued, however, quite unabated. He was dying. I wanted a child. It was a good way to have one without the bother of a husband around who had legal rights to my body. So, one night at work, when the wounded and maimed were all asleep, I went to him. He was asleep. But his erection was there, as always. I removed my undergarments and climbed on top of him. He woke up then. He said the only word other than his name that I ever heard him utter. He said: “Good.” It didn’t take very long, and that once was all that was needed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882.md?page=697) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882.md?page=699)