# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JustinC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justinc/32/8083_2.png) [@JustinC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustinC)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/121 "2012-07-23T07:16:19Z")

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“Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”

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**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/122 "2012-07-23T11:21:58Z")

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> [@JustinC](#):
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> “Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”

I’m shocked, SHOCKED, to find gambling in this establishment!

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/123 "2012-07-23T12:52:37Z")

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> [@Hung\_Mung](#):
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> I’m shocked, SHOCKED, to find gambling in this establishment!

Are you suggesting that I, the president of Huxley College, go into a speakeasy without even giving me the address?

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/124 "2012-07-23T13:38:40Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> Are you suggesting that I, the president of Huxley College, go into a speakeasy without even giving me the address?

I’m suggesting, Mr. President, there’s a military plot to take over the government. This may occur some time this coming Sunday.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/125 "2012-07-23T13:50:47Z")

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Left the **Sunday** joint cooking all night, didn’t we?

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**Author:** ![Dunkelheit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dunkelheit/32/248_2.png) [@Dunkelheit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunkelheit)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/126 "2012-07-23T17:19:19Z")

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Yeah, that 'Nam grass will fuck anyone up, man!

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**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/127 "2012-07-23T17:45:20Z")

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‘I’m working on my own blend, a mix of Kentucky bluegrass and sensemilla. You play 18 on it in the afternoon, and get stoned on it at night. Cannonball!’

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/128 "2012-07-23T19:01:08Z")

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Mind if I do a J?

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/129 "2012-07-23T19:55:34Z")

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> [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](#):
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> Mind if I do a J?

No, thank you. I will proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/130 "2012-07-24T01:31:07Z")

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People think it’s all about misery and desperation and death and all that shit which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn’t do it. After all, we’re not fucking stupid. At least, we’re not that fucking stupid

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/131 "2012-07-24T01:43:35Z")

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Oh, but we are nice, and we’ll attend to your every need.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/132 "2012-07-24T02:49:34Z")

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Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound. You look like you’re both pretty groovy. Or if you want something visual that’s not too abysmal. We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/133 "2012-07-24T04:20:00Z")

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Let me ask you a question. And be honest. Do I make you horny, baby? Do I?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/134 "2012-07-24T04:38:39Z")

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Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/135 "2012-07-24T07:33:32Z")

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Fuckety-bye!

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/136 "2012-07-24T08:46:13Z")

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And then, the oral sex!

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/137 "2012-07-24T09:02:01Z")

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As you wish.

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**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/138 "2012-07-24T09:02:35Z")

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My name is Pussy Galore.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/139 "2012-07-24T09:05:56Z")

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Would you like to play a game?

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**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/140 "2012-07-24T09:58:34Z")

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You talkin’ to me? YOU TALKIN’ TO ME??

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