# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/14044 "2017-12-05T01:03:51Z")

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It’s not too much, is it?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/14045 "2017-12-05T07:13:13Z")

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But people kept on telling me to slow down. You know: “Hey, slow down. Remember, less is more.” And I always said, how can that be? How can less be more? It’s impossible. MORE is more!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/14046 "2017-12-05T20:56:12Z")

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Something tells me that an irresistible force has been let loose in New England.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/14047 "2017-12-05T21:09:49Z")

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C’est moi!

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/14048 "2017-12-06T12:12:20Z")

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Beauty-school sure wasn’t as I thought it would be.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/14049 "2017-12-06T14:15:10Z")

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Your highlights go green if you leave 'em in too long, love.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/14050 "2017-12-06T15:53:39Z")

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Close your mouth, dear.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/14051 "2017-12-07T01:13:58Z")

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Close your mouth, Michael. We are not a codfish.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/14052 "2017-12-07T02:28:29Z")

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Say “ah” (ah). Say “Ah” (Ah). Say AHHH! (AHHH!) Now spit.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/14053 "2017-12-07T17:17:26Z")

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I’m not going to fulfill your fantasies in the dentist chair!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/14054 "2017-12-07T19:15:02Z")

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Christian, you may see me only as a drunken, vice-ridden gnome whose friends are just pimps and girls from the brothels. But I know about art and love, if only because I long for it with every fiber of my being.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/14055 "2017-12-07T22:09:01Z")

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I mean what’s in a gnome? Because you are blue, my father sees red, and because I am red, I am feeling blue. Oh, at any rate that shouldn’t be the thing to keep us apart, should it?

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/14056 "2017-12-08T12:10:14Z")

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You seriously think I’m a cop? Cop in a skin-tight red and blue suit?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/14057 "2017-12-08T12:13:56Z")

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All right, listen up. I don’t like white people. I hate rednecks. You people are rednecks. That means I’m enjoying this shit.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/14058 "2017-12-08T12:58:47Z")

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I hate Illinois Nazis.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/14059 "2017-12-09T21:15:02Z")

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Nazis? I hate these guys.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/14060 "2017-12-09T21:48:18Z")

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In the past four years the Reich has been forced to spend an enormous amount of time, energy, manpower and equipment hunting down escaping prisoner-of-war officers.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/14061 "2017-12-09T22:09:43Z")

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But I got a word of warning for all you would-be-warriors: when you join my command, you take on debt, a debt you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps!

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**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2017, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/14062 "2017-12-10T11:12:10Z")

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Nihilists… Fuck me… I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2017, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/14063 "2017-12-10T13:22:19Z")

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Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?

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