# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 **Category:** Thread Games **Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 816
### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt) #### Post date: [April 10, 2019, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16305 "2019-04-10T01:46:35Z")
How come I wasn’t invited? 'Cause you’re a whore, Belle. I might be; but at least I ain’t a cheap one. ---
### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle) #### Post date: [April 10, 2019, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16306 "2019-04-10T20:19:50Z")
I understand you have taken exception to my calling you whores. I’m sorry. I apologize. I ask you to note that I did not call you callous-ass strumpets, fornicatresses, or low-born gutter sluts. But I did say “whores.” No escaping that. And for that slip of the tongue, I apologize. ---
### Author: ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny) #### Post date: [April 11, 2019, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16307 "2019-04-11T00:29:15Z")
Ya know, you see a girl a couple of times a week, just for laughs, and right away they think you’re gonna divorce your wife. Now I ask you, is that fair? ---
### Author: ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow) #### Post date: [April 11, 2019, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16308 "2019-04-11T15:05:22Z")
So you propose, that in spite demonstrable infidelity on your part, your unoffending wife should be tossed out on her ear. ---
### Author: ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative) #### Post date: [April 11, 2019, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16309 "2019-04-11T15:06:09Z")
For starters. ---
### Author: ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame) #### Post date: [April 12, 2019, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16310 "2019-04-12T00:08:51Z")
You mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts? ---
### Author: ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom) #### Post date: [April 12, 2019, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16311 "2019-04-12T15:34:35Z")
Now it’s gaahbage. ---
### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle) #### Post date: [April 12, 2019, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16312 "2019-04-12T16:35:59Z")
What an incredible smell you’ve discovered. ---
### Author: ![LennieB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8dc957/32.png) [@LennieB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LennieB) #### Post date: [April 12, 2019, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16313 "2019-04-12T17:30:23Z")
Before it smelled like puke. Now it smells like someone puked in a gardenia patch. (Your quote above is one of my personal faves, **Leo Bloom**!) ---
### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle) #### Post date: [April 12, 2019, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16314 "2019-04-12T18:19:00Z")
1st guest: Fish for dinner last night? 2nd guest: Phewww… Harvey still smoking those cigars? 3rd guest: CHRIST! Did a cow shit in here? ---
### Author: ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame) #### Post date: [April 12, 2019, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16315 "2019-04-12T18:56:06Z")
My name’s Lime, Harvey Lime. ---
### Author: ![LennieB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8dc957/32.png) [@LennieB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LennieB) #### Post date: [April 12, 2019, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16316 "2019-04-12T23:53:10Z")
Bond. James Bond. ---
### Author: ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow) #### Post date: [April 13, 2019, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16317 "2019-04-13T16:44:03Z")
Get three coffins ready. ---
### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle) #### Post date: [April 13, 2019, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16318 "2019-04-13T20:43:48Z")
What? Are gringos falling from the sky? ---
### Author: ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame) #### Post date: [April 13, 2019, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16319 "2019-04-13T23:28:46Z")
“Okay… let’s just say that I get a little flustered when I’m hurling through space and… what happens if I pull the red one first?” “Oh, well then neither chute will open. You’ll end up on the ground looking like a well-done chili burger. They’ll have to shovel you into a coffin!” ---
### Author: ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin) #### Post date: [April 14, 2019, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16320 "2019-04-14T00:54:17Z")
“It’s not very comfortable, is it?” _flips up the lever_ “Are you going to complain the whole way?” “Oh go on then, eject me. See if I care.” ---
### Author: ![LennieB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8dc957/32.png) [@LennieB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LennieB) #### Post date: [April 14, 2019, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16321 "2019-04-14T05:00:41Z")
Ejector seat? You’re joking! ---
### Author: ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame) #### Post date: [April 14, 2019, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16322 "2019-04-14T20:11:59Z")
Keep your seat. Now, I know what you’re going to say, but the fact is, you’ve been making us all look bad! ---
### Author: ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz) #### Post date: [April 15, 2019, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16323 "2019-04-15T01:25:56Z")
Ladies, you’re on the wrong floor. Third floor is the beauty pageant. ---
### Author: ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom) #### Post date: [April 15, 2019, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16324 "2019-04-15T02:11:58Z")
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