# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2019, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16345 "2019-04-22T20:50:31Z")
According to The Oxford English Dictionary, the word “snapshot” was originally a hunting term.
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### Author:  [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2019, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16346 "2019-04-23T14:41:45Z")
You’re not wrong Walter. You’re just an asshole.
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### Author:  [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2019, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16347 "2019-04-23T17:53:12Z")
Remember, no matter what, it’s better to be a live dog than a dead lion.
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### Author:  [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2019, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16348 "2019-04-23T23:09:40Z")
So, in all my lives as a dog, here’s what I’ve learned. Have fun, obviously. Whenever possible, find someone to save, and save them. Lick the ones you love. Don’t get all sad-faced about what happened and scrunchy-faced about what could. Just be here now.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2019, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16349 "2019-04-24T01:21:40Z")
I used to be a pelican, what were you?
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### Author:  [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2019, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16350 "2019-04-24T02:17:59Z")
Fish are friends, not food.
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2019, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16351 "2019-04-24T11:06:49Z")
_Friends come in all sizes!
That’s a fact, it’s true!
All the colors of rainbow
From mauve to blue,
The names are different,
The shoes don’t match,
Some like to toss
And others to catch,
One might say grasp
While the other says snatch,
Because… friends come in all sizes!
Take it from me, golly gee!
Size doesn’t matter
When you want some friendly patter
From a pal who is true,
And will lift you up when you’re blue!
You can count on him,
He can count on you!
It’s true, it’s true,
Friends come in all sizes!_
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### Author:  [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2019, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16352 "2019-04-24T19:17:55Z")
And we all know that friends don’t hit each other… unless they have to.
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### Author:  [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2019, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16353 "2019-04-24T19:53:34Z")
It is so great having you as a friend. I mean, every time something goes wrong in my life, all I’ve got to do is look at yours and it puts everything into perspective.
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2019, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16354 "2019-04-24T20:18:01Z")
Well, just go ahead and chuckle away, mister. I don’t hear God laughing.
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### Author:  [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2019, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16355 "2019-04-24T22:08:52Z")
Hey, Lord… whatever I done, don’t strike me blind for another couple of minutes.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2019, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16356 "2019-04-24T22:36:07Z")
Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin’ there in your ghost manger, just lookin’ at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin’ ‘bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin’ me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.
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### Author:  [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2019, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16357 "2019-04-25T18:26:07Z")
Dad, I want to be a physicist.
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### Author:  [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2019, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16358 "2019-04-25T20:21:46Z")
I’m proud of ya… All of ya. Every man wants his children to be better’n he was. You are.
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2019, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16359 "2019-04-25T21:00:07Z")
_I_ am your father.
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### Author:  [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2019, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16360 "2019-04-26T12:14:52Z")
I’ll never rule the universe with you!
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2019, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16361 "2019-04-26T12:27:00Z")
In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has widely been considered as a bad move.
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2019, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16362 "2019-04-26T13:19:51Z")
Okay, I’ll wipe it off. Just a little town, that’s all.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2019, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16363 "2019-04-26T15:18:26Z")
If I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge, that his very appearance would drive them out of town.
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2019, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16364 "2019-04-26T16:33:24Z")
If you want some friendly advice, get a haircut and take a bath. You wouldn’t get hassled so much.
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