# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 82
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1621 "2012-09-18T01:40:59Z")
I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1622 "2012-09-18T03:59:59Z")
Maybe in college you can walk into any building and get your fancy foods and gourmet coffees but you don’t know shit about the real world, Missy. Hey! Out here if you want sushi you better catch you some fucking fish! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1623 "2012-09-18T04:01:52Z")
This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster’s Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1624 "2012-09-18T04:14:23Z")
Cock! I need more cock! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1625 "2012-09-18T04:16:54Z")
Oh, Jimmie, don’t even worry about that… ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1626 "2012-09-18T04:41:44Z")
'Fraid someone’s gonna steal your ideas and sell 'em to Hollywood, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1627 "2012-09-18T05:25:48Z")
Sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass everyday, but, mister you ain’t seen a ray of light since you got here. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1628 "2012-09-18T08:35:25Z")
You should clone yourself. So you can _fuck_ yourself. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1629 "2012-09-18T11:10:36Z")
“Fuck you?” Thank you very much! I come here to give you a fucking package and you decide to blow me shit? Like… like… like you’re MY idea of a dream come true??? Taking shit from a dildo with ears? You know, when I was like 5, I said, “Dad, Dad! Can I get a job where random fucking shitheads blow me crap all day?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1630 "2012-09-18T13:42:10Z")
None of you understand. I’m not locked up in here with _you_; you’re locked up in here with _me_. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1631 "2012-09-18T13:53:26Z")
I do wish we could chat longer, but… I’m having an old friend for dinner. Bye. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1632 "2012-09-18T14:57:30Z")
I’m Julia Child. Bon appetit! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1633 "2012-09-18T15:04:28Z")
Sure I’ve heard of grits. I just never actually _seen_ a grit before. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1634 "2012-09-18T15:23:37Z")
I wanted a man with grit. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1635 "2012-09-18T15:40:27Z")
Well, I suppose he has that. He’s a notorious thumper. He’s not a man I would care to share a bed with. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1636 "2012-09-18T15:40:48Z")
You were right- all I am is what I’m after. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1637 "2012-09-18T16:07:09Z")
Chevy? That’s a jerk-off, man. This here is pure pussy. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1638 "2012-09-18T16:28:25Z")
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin’ pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it! Come on in, pussy lovers! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1639 "2012-09-18T16:30:28Z")
Pure pussy? Tell that to the judge. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/1640 "2012-09-18T16:35:01Z")
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