# Speak to me only in Movie Quotes
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 20, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882 "2012-07-20T20:16:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 823
### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2019, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16445 "2019-05-14T17:40:57Z")
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor…I am Pagliacci.”
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### Author:  [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2019, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16446 "2019-05-14T22:38:18Z")
Chin up, chin up!
Put a little laughter in your eyes.
Brave it, save it,
Even though you’re feeling otherwise.
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### Author:  [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2019, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16447 "2019-05-15T00:25:40Z")
Maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh!
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### Author:  [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2019, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16448 "2019-05-15T00:55:54Z")
Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2019, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16449 "2019-05-15T15:09:06Z")
I’m an escaped mental patient with a history of violence.
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### Author:  [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2019, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16450 "2019-05-15T21:22:14Z")
You’re fortunate you know yourself. I don’t know who I am, or what I want.
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### Author:  [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2019, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16451 "2019-05-15T22:21:30Z")
I really do wanna have a family and I need to be doing that with someone who’s like… like ready to go there with me.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2019, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16452 "2019-05-15T22:31:00Z")
Look into my eyes…
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2019, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16453 "2019-05-16T10:56:00Z")
Damn your eyes!
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2019, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16454 "2019-05-16T14:01:22Z")
Too late!
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### Author:  [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2019, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16455 "2019-05-16T20:33:14Z")
He claimed to have the power to return from the dead.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2019, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16456 "2019-05-17T00:38:06Z")
Yeah, they’re dead. They’re all messed up.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2019, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16457 "2019-05-17T02:04:40Z")
Who killed my sister? Who killed the Witch of the East? Was it you?
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2019, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16458 "2019-05-17T12:45:35Z")
You don’t want to know from me. I’m not from this neighborhood. I’m from the west side of Chicago, here on vacation.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2019, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16459 "2019-05-17T13:48:41Z")
Do you always take your gun on vacation?
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### Author:  [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2019, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16460 "2019-05-17T17:34:44Z")
“Do you sleep with that thing under your pillow, or something?”
“I would if I slept.”
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### Author:  [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2019, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16461 "2019-05-17T17:40:40Z")
I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years.
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2019, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16462 "2019-05-17T18:30:12Z")
Even when someone has the strength to discard me, my power is not diminished.
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### Author:  [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2019, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16463 "2019-05-17T19:51:53Z")
His strength will never die, Saul. Men will tell his story for a thousand years.
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2019, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-only-in-movie-quotes/628882/16464 "2019-05-17T20:16:59Z")
James, earn this… earn it.
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